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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How do snails even reproduce?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

its like calcified nut-spears right?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Traumatic insemination

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they impregnate themselv i think

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

self-harming gets you preganananntet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

pregante ! 🇮🇹

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They have long mating rituals. Once they are aroused genitals come out of their face/neck and couple together.

Then they stay like that for hours, like many hours, you cannot separate them because their genitals are so deep inside their body that you'll may kill them.

After that they part ways like nothing.

Source: I have pet snails and have watched them having sex several times. To my defense I also let them watch when I have sex.