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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Robot Drug Delivery Dog is so much better than Robot NYPD Mass-Surveillance dog that I almost can't express how happy OP makes me.

https://apnews.com/article/robot-dog-nypd-61bd64c94360e30f110f65626cc1687c

The city’s first robot police dog was leased in 2020 by Adams’ predecessor, former Mayor Bill de Blasio, but the city’s contract for the device was cut short after critics derided it as creepy and dystopian.

Adams said he won’t bow to anti-robot dog pressure.

[–] Bosht 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's hard for me to believe this strictly because A) those things are fucking expensive, and B) aren't they like ....hella fucking fast??

[–] dyc3 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

They are not that fast. At least none that I've seen. I'd say they go like 10mph tops.

Quadcopters would be more efficient financially and more reliable. Probably faster too.

[–] Acters 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

fr not encouraging anything illegal, buuut. The robot dog should only be used if the drone needs a place to stop mid way from the check point because of battery limitations or weather, as like a mobile outpost/command center to prevent easily spot able routing from places. Having the robo dog do the entire trip is quite wasteful on resources.

[–] Venicon 1 points 5 hours ago

This guy efficiently drug deals.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is EXACTLY the type of thing I expected from a cyberpunk dystopia

[–] Zess 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Right? Like did the creator of this image think more policing is less dystopian?

[–] Jiggle_Physics 6 points 17 hours ago

Militarized police, criminal syndicates using robots that destroy evidence when caught, to smuggle drugs, I don't think this person knows what cyberpunk is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I was expecting this from quadcopters. I'd have thought they'd be more difficult to catch

[–] WarlordSdocy 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but this was also advertising the service, a quadrocopter wouldn't do that as good. If anything I'm surprised they are just sacrificing the robo dog considering how expensive those are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Once the cops find it, there's no stakeout-proof way to recover it.

[–] Acters 2 points 15 hours ago

Unless the robo dog doubled as a drone to make a quick getaway, it's just plainly an expensive walking mistake

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 5 points 18 hours ago

The dog was a decoy

[–] [email protected] 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Untraceable drug delivery? Sign me up

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 25 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Trivially traceable. Just follow the dog (discretely).

[–] ApatheticCactus 11 points 17 hours ago

Ugh, I hate those missions.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

That's hilarious and I hope you don't mind that I'm going to steal it to post.

[–] Pirtatogna 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be honest I'm more worried because of Moscow than any robot dog.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 13 points 22 hours ago

Remember to tip your police officer and you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago
[–] Emerald 25 points 1 day ago

That's awesome, I love drug dealing robo-dogs

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im actually amazed that while we supposedly have robo dogs we still have photos so blurry that you cant see shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean it's just matter of priority I suppose, if something is relatively cheap and effective there's no need to invest into 4k or higher quality cameras. Especially when you don't have the storage for a week of footage or few days that loop over each other. But that's just my assumption, if 4k becomes the norm and storage gets bigger and cheaper we might see good quality security footage.

[–] squozenode 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Counterpoint: 4k camera modules are getting rapidly cheaper, it's standard in cell phones now. Gyroscope modules used to be crazy expensive, then Nintendo ordered 400 million of them for the Wii.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The 3 industries that will always have the money and be on the forefront of innovation:

  1. Military
  2. Drugs
  3. Porn
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[–] janonymous 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is exactly the Cyberpunk we expected. Cyberpunk has never been shy about being a dystopia.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 22 hours ago

Practically the definition of the genre. It's not typically "punk" if it's a glistening utopia.

Using robots to do conduct black market trade under the nose of the police sounds extremely punk.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's odd.
I think most of the time they just use dead drops, it's much safer.

Courier sticks drugs to a tree, walks away, sends a geo location of a drop to a buyer. Done.

Druggie just has to geolocate it, never meet in person.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What happened to the good old days when you got into the back of a car with a shady guy?

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[–] feedum_sneedson 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 11 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Paypal? Venmo? Monzo? Or in other words, with great ease...

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[–] Treczoks 105 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sounds extremely fishy. Those robo-dogs are expensive, they are slow - too slow to really act as couriers, and this is supposed to be Moscow - A city in a country under rather strict tech embagos, where you can't get them at the next corner shop.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can't tell too much from the picture but I believe that's a Chinese robot and China will ship to Russia from what I understand. And I've seen those as low as $1600 and anyone can order them online. It still sounds fishy maybe the cops want an excuse to get their own

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not to mention the Russian police uniform doesn't look like that.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Bump, Ubu, bump. Good dog.

[–] Xanthrax 151 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

This is most likely a joke. It hasn't been confirmed if the powder is/ were drugs.

https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In this case the dystopia is the prohibition and storm troopers, not the robot dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] WereCat 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)
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[–] Iheartcheese 80 points 1 day ago

This may be the coolest fucking thing ever

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