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[–] [email protected] 255 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] proti 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think taking the heart out is the part that kills them, unless perhaps you reverse origami it while it's still attached

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

It always looks so sad...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

nooo do not skissor teh crub

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrllll!!

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[–] TitularyDespotOfOstrich 136 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Moooooom, NCD is leaking again!

[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Thought it was going to turn into Saddam there for a second.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Missed opportunity

[–] dance_ninja 13 points 1 week ago

That's step f.

[–] riodoro1 13 points 1 week ago

Now you’ve called it

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why does it look like a foreskin?

[–] EleventhHour 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The foreskin is the heart of the penis

[–] Alexstarfire 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour 8 points 1 week ago

Unless you’re very talented, that somebody else’s cock stuck up your back

[–] HootinNHollerin 15 points 1 week ago

It’s dicks all the way down

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who knew the heart is a penis? Blessed be

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Cause it is a tube. All Floppy Tubus do.

[–] Agent641 39 points 1 week ago

Make sure to unfold and wring out your heart after each breakup, to keep the creases from setting in too much.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Callback to our primordial tube-hearted fish origin

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Author of this resarch: my ex girlfriend

[–] 9point6 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Origami ^origami^ ^ᵒʳⁱᵍᵃᵐⁱ^

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wonder if a heart could still beat/function when it's unrolled in this way 🤔

[–] NatakuNox 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No. It needs to squeeze against itself to move blood to and from chambers.

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[–] toynbee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was wondering something similar. Maybe this is an innovative approach to heart surgery.

[–] Death_Equity 25 points 1 week ago

Yes, in the way that Mengele was innovative in the medical field.

[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 1 week ago

... I see I'm not the only person with intrusive thoughts.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

That's not the shape of my heart 🎶

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look up embryological development of the heart to see why

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's even better. Two blood vessels that fuse and twist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why did they name the left and right atrium backwards? That seems unnecessarily confusing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's only backwards because you're looking at it from the outside from the front. When it's in you, the left is on your left.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just realized I’m stupid, thank you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

welcome to the club bro

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[–] kemsat 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just learned about this last night. Are we a hive mind?

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[–] LovableSidekick 14 points 1 week ago

For a total eclipse of the heart you would need a moon shaped like a big hambone.

[–] ilinamorato 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎵 And no one's gonna bend or break me 🎵

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's Faith of the Heart.

Shape of my Heart is a different, but equally bangin', song.

🎵I know that diamonds mean money for this art, but that's not the shape of my heart🎵

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Interesting, but this isn't an entire heart, is it? Only half? Or isn't a human heart? Human hearts have separate left and right pairs of chambers which pump oxygenated and de-oxygenated blood separately. Or am I mistaken?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Isn't that why there are 2 loops at the bottom? One for the left and one for the right?

[–] repungnant_canary 5 points 1 week ago

human heart anatomical drawing

Considering this picture of a whole heart you are probably correct

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just assumed that they dissected through the heart to unfold it. In humans the heart is ‘compact’ and there’s no real way to unfold it without cutting through cardiac muscle but, the heart embryologically develops from a tube that folds over itself so you can theoretically ‘unfold’ it.

[–] 2ugly2live 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not that I want to unroll it, but why did it "roll" up in the first place? It seems so tightly wound compared to, like, the intestines or something. Just curious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

And maybe to share muscle power between different phases of the stroke. Two muscles that evolved to pump different chambers could both work on the same chamber when they’re folded over one another. Allow them to transfer force between the layers.

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