this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

No, I read it right. You wrote it wrong

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As non native English speaker, who scrutinizes every word before reading it, I didn't read anything wrong. I just got a bit confused as to why the sentences weren't correct. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a non-native too but i still got duped

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ADHD here, too. Maybe that's why? Lol

[โ€“] MajinBlayze 8 points 2 days ago

ADHD here too, and I had to read it 4 times to notice anything wrong. I thought the troll was that there wasn't anything wrong

[โ€“] eran_morad 17 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I actually didn't get fooled by the first line, but I did by all the rest.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

What if I told you you that you you didn't even notice the Ws?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if I told you that the whole universe is made from this kind of semiconscious misreading?

[โ€“] Homescool 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you trying to tell me this spoon isn't real?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ha ha, yes. But seriously. Reality is like a squirrel wrapped in a sock stuck in a mitten enclosed in a shoebox wrapped in carpet wrapped in tinfoil. We look at the tinfoil and say "reality". It is and it isnt.

Meditation is good for penetrating the layers. Even the squirrel isn't ultimate

[โ€“] TootSweet 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Crackhappy 8 points 2 days ago

It happens everybody to.

[โ€“] random_character_a 11 points 2 days ago

I'm dyslexic, so this shit is standard for me.

[โ€“] Kuma 2 points 2 days ago

Nice try, but not this time. I think it is because it was the second word in the paragraph, I didn't get to start reading before it stoped. If the word switch had started on the second line so I had got up to speed with my reading do I think I would had been tricked haha

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

read you line every this normal is will to but readingly

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Bruh

Brain.exe is a lie

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Youโ€™d be wrong. I expected it by the third line.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I v read wrong only first line should i be worry

[โ€“] AgentGrimstone 2 points 2 days ago

You sonova bitch. You tryna die?