No, I read it right. You wrote it wrong
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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As non native English speaker, who scrutinizes every word before reading it, I didn't read anything wrong. I just got a bit confused as to why the sentences weren't correct. ๐
I'm a non-native too but i still got duped
ADHD here, too. Maybe that's why? Lol
ADHD here too, and I had to read it 4 times to notice anything wrong. I thought the troll was that there wasn't anything wrong
Fuck.
I actually didn't get fooled by the first line, but I did by all the rest.
What if I told you you that you you didn't even notice the Ws?
Nice try, but not this time. I think it is because it was the second word in the paragraph, I didn't get to start reading before it stoped. If the word switch had started on the second line so I had got up to speed with my reading do I think I would had been tricked haha
What if I told you that the whole universe is made from this kind of semiconscious misreading?
Are you trying to tell me this spoon isn't real?
Ha ha, yes. But seriously. Reality is like a squirrel wrapped in a sock stuck in a mitten enclosed in a shoebox wrapped in carpet wrapped in tinfoil. We look at the tinfoil and say "reality". It is and it isnt.
Meditation is good for penetrating the layers. Even the squirrel isn't ultimate
Stahp
It happens everybody to.
I'm dyslexic, so this shit is standard for me.
read you line every this normal is will to but readingly
Bruh
Brain.exe is a lie
Youโd be wrong. I expected it by the third line.
I v read wrong only first line should i be worry
You sonova bitch. You tryna die?