If they were they'd be a war crime.
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Rocket chainsaw were great fun to use in Serious Sam 4.
So, similar to Manhacks from Half-Life 2?
New Helldiver support weapon?
Brother!
I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.
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Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.
Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.
You should check out Enter the Gungeon.
Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.
Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?
Mork said iz good, make it work!
It's like the opposite of a swordfish
You'll shoot your arm off.
You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.
You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle
an equal and opposite angular momentum
Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.
So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?
Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.
Give this man a promotion!
just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.
You'll need more mass in those teeth.
Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.
nuh uh, make it laser guided
That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon
The bang saw
Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West
Groovy
Yes
What if you put chainsaws on a Hellfire missile to replace the blades.
Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...
You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch
You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.
Like a BeyBlade. Let em rip. And tear.
Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.
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#rimworld needs this as a mod