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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.

[–] sploosh 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

[–] Smokeydope 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Its easy for us rougelike enjoyer's to forget but the average person isn't looking for entertainment where they die over and over slowly learning enemy patterns and unlocking new stuff. It takes a special kind of masochistic challenge chasing nerd to get something out of these kinds of games.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

Mork said iz good, make it work!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

[–] ajmaxwell 19 points 1 month ago

Give this man a promotion!

[–] MutilationWave 9 points 1 month ago

Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

[–] _stranger_ 8 points 1 month ago

You'll need more mass in those teeth.

Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

[–] CaptnNMorgan 3 points 1 month ago

The real one deploys blades that cause the missile to spin at very high speeds before it slices through its targets like butter without an explosion

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's an anti-tank weapon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You'll shoot your arm off.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This meme is so old it can legally drive at this point

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I bet you're so old you can drive too

(gottem)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every 40k author is tearing up their manuscript right now and starting afresh,

...the screaming chainsaw missile tore through the mid-morning air, the astartes all laughed as it sliced though half a squad of guardsmen as they ate breakfast...

[–] Duamerthrax 2 points 1 month ago

Serious Sam 4 has a secret RPC weapon you can find if you preordered the game or enable it with cheats. It's as broken as it is fun.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if you put chainsaws on a Hellfire missile to replace the blades.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The bang saw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

New Helldiver support weapon?

[–] CaptnNMorgan 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hellfire R9X

Edit: thank you, C A B B A G E ⬇️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

What the fuck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

[–] Tattorack 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If they were they'd be a war crime.

[–] Moops 6 points 1 month ago

It's never a war crime the first time!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Israel: 👀

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I have no notes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West

[–] finitebanjo 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch

[–] finitebanjo 5 points 1 month ago

Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like a BeyBlade. Let em rip. And tear.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dr. Bright wants to know your location.

[–] Sam_Bass 3 points 1 month ago

Only if they're battery-powered. Carrying enough fuel to feed the saw as well as the rocket would be too much

[–] whotookkarl 2 points 1 month ago

It's like the opposite of a swordfish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

#rimworld needs this as a mod

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Rocket chainsaw were great fun to use in Serious Sam 4.

[–] Agility0971 2 points 1 month ago

Only if they can reach mach 5

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