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Woke really does just mean "anything that suggests any adjustment whatsoever to my pre-installed beliefs, behaviours or feelings". I would assume the Daily Mail would also consider uninstalling McAfee Anti-virus from a new Dell desktop to be "woke".
What I love about how the term got defined in court by Desantis is that it is something that recognizes systemic wrong doing within our government practices. Thus anyone who believes our schools are to woke, are thus being woke. Anyone who believes our borders have not been addressed properly, are in fact woke. Trump is woke unless he believes all of our governmental practices are and were perfect before he enters office.
"Woke filling" is what i call it when i come by to fill up your secretly gay dad.
My grandad liked ham sandwiches.
My dad liked crisp sandwiches.
I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?
You like something I don't like?
THAT MEANS WAR!
Flavour is woke!
Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
I didn't even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it "Zac" is cunt too probably
AKA, The Daily Heil
Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?
Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
Continental cheese
Better than incontinental cheese.
Wow, sorry gen-zees, but the avocado is for millenials only.
Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
โSo would you like ham or turkey?โ โUhโฆ turkey I guessโ โFUCK OFF COMMIE THATโS THE MEAT OF THE ENEMYโ
Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
The stuff they said about Millennials was the same stuff they said about Gen X, minus the specifics of liking avocados. It's the age old cycle of old people being mad that young people exist and might have different preferences. Tale as old as time, sadly.
My guess is it isn't old people themselves being mad, but the media trying to make them hate young people so they vote conservative. They're more likely to vote conservative if they have am enemy who's taking over that they hate.
Yeah, I can see that being the case. Always gotta have an out group to hate if you're conservative. It reminds me of the whole "People don't want to work!" nonsense. I saw a post once that collected pictures of newspaper articles going back to the 1800s that all complained about "the kids these days" being lazy and not wanting to work. Any one of them could have been written today. I guess the tactic of focusing people's ire has been working for quite a long time.
Ah, I missed Gen X eating fancy sandwiches. Terrible all around then.
Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.
Gen Alpha. Born roughly between 2010 and 2025.
The British are REALLY into their hilariously crap food, aren't they? Someone on here was actually defending a sandwich that was two slices of bread, an inch of cheese and an inch of raw onion. It's like, when the French or Italians get uppity about their cuisine, it feels like they have a point? The British though...
Fuck off and eat another pop tart.
The chip butty (with chippy chips) is the closest a human can get to eating ambrosia and it's sad you'll never experience it.
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Your definition of the ultimate food fit for the gods is...a fried potato and butter sandwich? Look, I'm a y'all sayin inch measurin' moon landin' American; you don't have to offer me a fistful of carbs, fat and cholesterol twice. At the same time, you're also not convincing me it's the highest height that food can reach, because I've ever had smoked brisket.
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I think the closest a human can get to eating Ambrosia without actually eating Ambrosia is probably Watergate salad?
I'll defend the meal deal forever.
It's not good food. No one is pretending that it is. It IS a convenient and cheap meal that someone can pop out and get in a few mins.
The problem, like with fast food, is that the ยฃ3 meal deal is now the ยฃ5 meal deal, and with smaller portions that meal deal is creeping towards ยฃ7-10. At a given point, you may as well get a proper nice sandwich or meal elsewhere.
biscuits and gravy
at least has pepper in it.
plenty of shit food to go around
Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!
Stay alive long enough and you'll wish you had air.
I'm already wishing
In several areas of the city, pollution levels were more than 50 times higher than the World Health Organizationโs recommended safe limit.
Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!
Well, I only need to worry about myself though, since this is the ideal habitat for Delhi-ites. In fact, they still walk around with smoke-sticks in their mouth because the levels are not high enough for them.
They're probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! ๐
"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"
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There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.
"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."
Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
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