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[–] rtxn 21 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Now, if only you used them ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Twat.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 1 hour ago

Better to be funny than a pissy little Brit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

East a jar of English mustard and report back.

[–] SpaceNoodle 23 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I accidentally west the whole jar

[–] davidagain 2 points 3 hours ago

I can't upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 12 points 15 hours ago

You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.