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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/asklemmy
 

Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.

I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.

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[–] Knitwear 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

12:

Corner bite - a balance of crust and content, a display of delayed gratification

Good bite - because you did so well delaying your gratification

Corner bite - because you hope the richness of The Good Bite will transfer somewhat

Navigating the last corner:

  • Rotate for a heavily crust>content corner bite - the build up

  • Deliberately smaller, last of the crust bite - the set up

Last Good Bite - smaller than The Good Bite but, equally, aren't you clever

X 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Bread comes in too many different shapes and sizes for this to have a universal answer.

[–] Presi300 2 points 2 hours ago

I didn't know sandwiches can bite

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Zero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

If someone left a bite in my sandwich I'd be very upset.

[–] 10_0 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] amzd 42 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Americans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system

[–] lohky 7 points 6 hours ago
[–] cheese_greater 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

We'll make an exception this time 👩‍⚖️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Just like the misattributed Churchill quote :

You can trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they tried everything else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

... what would the metric unit be? 🤔

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

From now on, 25. I actually wish there was bread that had the dividing lines

[–] over_clox 28 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Checks out, at least if you represent the string "sandwich" in ASCII.

[–] rain_worl 0 points 2 hours ago

in 8-bit ascii

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox 5 points 13 hours ago

Each bit is an ingredient.

2 bits bread

1 bit ham

1 bit cheese

1 bit lettuce

1 bit tomato

1 bit pickles

1 bit mayonnaise

So when you divide it all out, it's only 8 bites.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I prefer my sandwich tar.xz compressed over .zip

[–] hperrin 7 points 13 hours ago

Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What's the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

A nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Doing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The Internet was never the same after Europe adopted the 10-bit metric byte.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

This would make for an awesome Cyberpunk TTRPG setting… an evil villain letting free a virus that transforms every bit into a 10-bit metric byte. Items being unusable unless decoded, etc.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

All units that use body parts are US ones.

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How many foreskins is that?

[–] NeoNachtwaechter 1 points 10 hours ago

Your size or mine?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

What if the bread is... Not square?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.

[–] JWBananas 3 points 12 hours ago

All of them.

I'm sorry.

[–] RedditWanderer 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

(Ingredients-1)^2^ +2

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 6 hours ago

You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.

But, I'm a wacky, inconsistent li'l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don't think I ever exceed 12 bites. That's a pretty solid ballpark range.

[–] Etterra -1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you'd cared about that you'd have realized it's a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I'll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚

[–] sanguinepar 3 points 5 hours ago

Don't think OP has embarrassed themselves.