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[–] STRIKINGdebate2 115 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty sure climate change is already here.

[–] ickplant 43 points 1 year ago

That, unfortunately, is true.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Yep, have to do all those things all the while it's too hot/humid/cold/wet/dry in some wild random combination.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dead end low paying job with no benefits while suffering major burnout, ayo gottem

[–] MaxVoltage 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i got to eat a piece of pork stomach this weekend 😔

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 12 points 1 year ago

I've had two servings of soylant green as a treat

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[–] solstice 66 points 1 year ago (40 children)

My advice is to live your life as best as you can without worrying too much about things you can't control. Try and build a life around yourself that'll help you be happy through it all, regardless of what happens. Enjoy your 20's. 30's are good too and 40's don't suck either.

To paraphrase Sun Tzu: do not choose a path to victory. Instead, choose a strategy such that all paths lead to victory.

[–] Hextic 35 points 1 year ago (22 children)

And don't have kids.

Don't want em to suffer worse shit down the road.

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[–] Mostly_Frogs 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My advice is to learn how to grow food and save seeds. I'm doing it now to develop my skills in anticipation of some day needing those skills.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Kid, don't you want to work hard and be able to retire in a nice beach house like mine?"

"But your house is isn't on a beach..."

"By the time you retire, it will be. And it'll be worth so much then."

[–] lamentforicarus 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I actually think about this. All those houses that are streets away from the beach are going to make so much more in the future because the beach will move.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like the people who bought those houses are streets ahead.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know someone who bought a flat which likely be flooded in 40 years time.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

On the bright side you can retire to a coastal town without having to actually move house.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A whole new wooooorld ! Where the heat will give you a stroke, famine will rise and the rich will hide ! A world where you wish you died or never was ever born. You'll remember the days of the past and ask yourself why we did nothing but alas it is too laaaate to change anything now. (Aladdin new song )

[–] Aldrond 11 points 1 year ago

It's never too late to find their lairs and slay those dragons.

[–] null_ 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Male pattern baldness is the correct answer actually

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why is it always a male pattern? Can't I get like... A bear pattern baldness or a hawk pattern baldness?

[–] jittery3291 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

It's almost as if we should be spending our time working to mitigate climate change and helping build societal resilience instead of working on meaningless careers....

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t do that without money

[–] jittery3291 9 points 1 year ago

Very true. Some of us can afford to live with a bit less and recalibrate their life towards improving things. Not all can, though, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays! Have you tried being more mindful?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ah, the End of the Human Race, wonder what the afterlife's like? Cause that's my retirement plan, Valhalla.

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[–] dangblingus 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In case anyone is wondering, no one is going to announce that the worker's revolution has begun. No one is planning it. The vast majority of people in North America don't believe climate change is real. To believe in an existential threat to humanity is to attempt to do something about it on a grassroots level. Start getting everyone you know to understand what's at stake. Fuck if they think you're being annoying or dramatic. The alternative is we all die at our post/desk/cash register of heat stroke or starvation.

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[–] HandOfDoom 13 points 1 year ago (21 children)

It's winter where I live. Temperature should be around 10ºC but some places registered 30ºC. And this week we'll have our 4th hurricane of 2023. My house is old and I fear soon I'll wake up without a roof.

My anxiety is so bad today. I keep trying to find new ways to deal with it, meds, meditation, exercise, but how the fuck am I supposed to keep up?

[–] riodoro1 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Thats the neat part. You don’t

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My twenties were nothing like that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hear long pork is delicious so we got that to look forward to

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I always imagined me dying like woody harrelson in 2012.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least I bought a pool ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Mate, you've dropped this: \

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I paid for the click clack, I'll use the whole click clack

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

LET'S GOO 🫠 🫠

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All my friends and coworkers didn’t start a family until their 30s. Unless their parents were rich and therefore were immune to challenges in life.

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