Ask Lemmy

I would replace it with education. Which is the purpose of schools.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Nothing.

If you want your citizens to be loyal, give them a good life, not a brainwashing.

I am a Swede, my life has been good, I may not be physically fit for fighting, but I absolutely would join the military and do support for the fighting for Sweden if needed.

Nothing, propaganda pledges don't have a place in institutions of learning.

Nothing. Just let the kids do their morning uninterrupted.

It's state law where I live. Fucking crazy.

The 7 sacred tenants of the Satanic Temple

Ironically, I think the Satanic Temple would oppose such a policy.

This one sounds kinda good:

• One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
• The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
• One's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone.
• The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the another is to forgo your own.
• Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
• People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
• Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion , wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

Nothing. Maybe a “good morning, do your best, and remember to be kind today”

How about nothing? Why do we need to indoctrinate children with any kind of this bullshit?

"we love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all we love each other" 🥰

Nothing. There would be no replacement and the pledge would fade from memory.

2 minutes of deep breathing to relax and concentrate, repeated through the day.

That's it, just give everyone a chance to relax and center before getting back to the crazy.

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

No pledge. And "God bless America" should be dropped in favor of "Yippie-Ki-Yay, motherfucker".

I just never did it, why even replace it. just remove it entirely.

Gee, I dunno...How about learning something?

The Team Rocket motto

The I Love Egg song. No shortcuts.

Could even make an entire assembly about it. Every morning, spend five minutes dancing and showing allegiance to the vitamins and minerals in you, and oodles of the proteins too (oodle doodle)!

I drink it from a cup.

I drink it from a bottle.

I drink it from the belly button

Of a super model!

Apple juice and vodka!

Apple juice and vodka!

Why you drinking water?

Apple juice and vodka!

I vow to live my life in a way that supports the thriving of all life in perpetuity.

I pledge to be fair, stay curious and stand up for those who cannot stand up for themselves. To never forget we are a people dedicated to a just and free society for all. To be welcoming and inclusive of all peoples, rich or poor and the regardless if the color of their skin or their faith or gender or sexual orientation. Except Donald Trump. That guy is a jerk.

Back when I was an extremely earnest 14-year-old I wanted to replace it with Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot speech, but honestly that's probably too long and I don't think forcing 5-year-olds to recite something they won't even understand is a good way to instill anything worth instilling.

Pledges reek of authoritarianism to me, so maybe replace it with a common saying like "Be excellent to each other because we have no more or less entitlement to this world than any other being and our individual perspective is at best a tiny viewport not to be confused with reality"

Just let them visit amongst themselves for like two minutes and get ready to tackle the day.

The Pledge of Ethics?

give them shovels, and the person who digs the deepest hole gets given a non monetary prize

If anything, get them to find/research their own that they identify with and explain what makes it personal to them.

Can we make a pledge to be a good and productive person?

A conga line.

hmmm, the tao of bill & ted kinda works for me.

I really can't remember the last time I said it in school, would have been super early on, 1st or 2nd grade back in the 70s. Definitely not after that.

Teacher: "What is best in life?"

Students (In Unison): "To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of their women."

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you’ll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.