Skanky

joined 1 year ago
[–] Skanky 6 points 2 days ago

Coincidentally, "80 balls deep" describes your mom's average Tuesday night

[–] Skanky 6 points 2 days ago

Your perception and outlook on time changes a lot.

Everything seems to go by faster. Waiting for something doesn't seem that bad when it's in terms of days instead of hours, weeks instead of days, months instead of weeks, years instead of months.

When making long term plans, "how long you think you'll live" becomes more and more of a factor.

[–] Skanky 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Angry eyes then?

[–] Skanky 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is so me. I absolutely love Sriracha! I find it to be just the right level of spiciness for every day food. Doesn't bother me at all. There's plenty of other hot sauces out there that are just stupid hot and aren't nearly as enjoyable

[–] Skanky 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

First, Guliani getting attacked, now this. What has the world devolved to?

For reference...

[–] Skanky 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't read it, did you?

"Investigators have connected a member of the “pedo hunt” gangs to the attempted murder of a far-right Christian preacher, who was stabbed repeatedly in front of his congregation. "

[–] Skanky 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Would you believe that they had a smoking section on airplanes? That is, you could smoke in the back of the plane, but not forward of a certain row number.

Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

[–] Skanky 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does this affect Jewish space lasers at all? Asking for a friend

[–] Skanky 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's making a plan to build a canal in Panama

[–] Skanky 3 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds as asinine as you seem to think it was. Damn dude. What a dumb way to do things. You're better off without that stupidity in your life

[–] Skanky 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the part I didn't get. Neither wine nor blood stains look like that.

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Emmteor!!! (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Skanky to c/[email protected]
 
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Halloween parties? (self.nashville)
submitted 1 year ago by Skanky to c/nashville
 

Where's the most happening parties this Saturday night? We're dressing up in costume and looking for a huge crowd and lots of fun. Yes, we'll be on Broadway, which is dumb, i know, but where else you gonna go?

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Why is this community dead? (self.guitarlessons)
submitted 1 year ago by Skanky to c/guitarlessons
 

Who is the owner of this community? I'd like to have a word with the manager?

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