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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ew. Rather not....

Worry about who was exploited for all that money.

[–] CptEnder 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!

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[–] Allonzee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people

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[–] angrystego 11 points 1 month ago

It's magic. Just like the transformation.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] edg 23 points 1 month ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.

[–] ummthatguy 77 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.

[–] Aeri 24 points 1 month ago

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[–] Ragdoll_X 65 points 1 month ago
[–] Cossty 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.

And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you know how many of them went to Epstein's island?

These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don't even have to lift a finger.

I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you'll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron's attention then flash him your tits and he'll be horny so you'll be golden.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

god I hope I don't get the billionaire one

[–] harmsy 40 points 1 month ago

Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

depends how this button exactly works

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im pressing the button twice

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Pressing it again... and again

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Can I press the button until I get both?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

There is no downside here

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?

Hell yeah!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I think you might still need to have HRT if you want the other effects of feminization HRT, like breasts. Might get you closer though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.

[–] perviouslyiner 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, you already pressed the button?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but imagine long pink natural hair

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many times can i push the button? What happens if i femboy myself twice?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe you get upgraded to fem-man?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I'd probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

[–] Valmond 11 points 1 month ago

Clickety clickety click!

Clickety clickety click!

I didn't get any money.

[–] yamanii 11 points 1 month ago

How is this even a question? There's no downside.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want that so badly, even though I pass well enough now, I would love to be cute like that since I'm not super feminine as I am now. If I got the money I would use it to finally get voice surgery and bottom surgery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I really don't wanna become a bilkionaire but...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think basically everyone here would press both as many times as they could, there's no downside

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[–] lunarul 6 points 1 month ago

So instant billionaire or future billionaire?

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