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Alt: A photo with the text "Would you press this button?" And two images representing options: option 1 is "50% chance of becoming a billionaire" with an image of a shovel full of money, and the other "50% chance of becoming this" being an image of Astolfo, a character from Type-Moon's "Fate" anime/manga/VN series noted for crossdressing as a cute girl, and is commonly identified as a LGBT icon.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ew. Rather not....

Worry about who was exploited for all that money.

[–] CptEnder 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago

Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!

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[–] Allonzee 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people

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[–] angrystego 11 points 2 months ago

It's magic. Just like the transformation.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] edg 24 points 2 months ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.

[–] ummthatguy 77 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.

[–] Aeri 24 points 2 months ago

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[–] Ragdoll_X 65 points 2 months ago
[–] Cossty 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.

And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you know how many of them went to Epstein's island?

These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don't even have to lift a finger.

I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you'll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron's attention then flash him your tits and he'll be horny so you'll be golden.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

god I hope I don't get the billionaire one

[–] harmsy 40 points 2 months ago

Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

depends how this button exactly works

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im pressing the button twice

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Pressing it again... and again

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Can I press the button until I get both?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

There is no downside here

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?

Hell yeah!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I think you might still need to have HRT if you want the other effects of feminization HRT, like breasts. Might get you closer though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.

[–] perviouslyiner 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, you already pressed the button?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

but imagine long pink natural hair

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How many times can i push the button? What happens if i femboy myself twice?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe you get upgraded to fem-man?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I'd probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

[–] Valmond 11 points 2 months ago

Clickety clickety click!

Clickety clickety click!

I didn't get any money.

[–] yamanii 11 points 2 months ago

How is this even a question? There's no downside.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I want that so badly, even though I pass well enough now, I would love to be cute like that since I'm not super feminine as I am now. If I got the money I would use it to finally get voice surgery and bottom surgery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I really don't wanna become a bilkionaire but...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think basically everyone here would press both as many times as they could, there's no downside

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[–] lunarul 6 points 2 months ago

So instant billionaire or future billionaire?

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