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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW KIND OF MALE THAT TRANSCENDS THE GREEK ALPHABET ENTIRELY!!!!

This new type of male belongs to the periodic table of elements. Known for their magnetic charm and iron will above all other types, scientists call this new type Fe Males!!!!!

Could you secretly be a Fe Male??????

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iron males is something I can imagine some incel dreaming up. It might be a fun troll.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Among the extreme right, being ironpilled refers to working out in preparation for the impending race war.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a quote because it's a quote from someone who actually said or wrote this, and you are quoting them?

If so... yikes.

If not... well done.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can i sign up to be Iron Man?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's easier than you think! Tony Stark became Iron Man by wearing a special suit, right? That's the secret!

That's right! You can upgrade your manhood today simply by dressing like a Fe Male! Confused? Don't worry! There are plenty of resources available! Simply Google "how to dress like a FeMale" and follow whatever results you find without question!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Chiarottide 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson 1 points 1 month ago

I'm definitely at least a shi male

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I'm an alpha, what are you?"

"I am the alpha and the omega. Bow before your god."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm properly tested and released

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's a bit optimistic, but I'm at least in the public beta phase

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alpha Males think they're top shit, but it's the Gamma Male that's guaranteed to penetrate me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

zeta males however, will simply probe you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Gotta love those Gamma Tops

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I despise xi males, they have the worst Greek letter.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I hope you didn't mean it, but that is a really gross sentence with a slur phonetically.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's... Not how you pronounce xi

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I think the commenter might speak Portuguese, or Catalan, or Chinese. Any language where X is pronounced as SH

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Huh? Phonetically it could sound like "ze males" with a thick German accent but that's not what I meant.

I quote:

No one likes xi. It is impossible to write, I mean which great mind thought it would be a good idea to turn a tornado into a letter, simply preposterous.

https://www.change.org/p/the-entire-multiverse-ban-xi-from-the-greek-alphabet

Edit: I can kinda see where the slur is now, bur that's not how you pronounce (the Greek letter) "xi". Xi is pronounced /zaɪ/ ZY or /(k)saɪ/ (K)SY in English and [ksi] in Greek.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't the greek equivalent of X Chi while Xi has more of an s sound?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm not a Greek expert, I just know what little math has taught me... 😅

The pronunciation thing came directly from Wikipedia because I was unsure how to spell it phonetically in English and then I threw the Greek pronunciation in because that's how it's pronounced in German too (since I am German and was only certain about the German pronunciation): Xi (letter)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's also worth noting that the "ZY" or "KSY" pronunciations might be misleading to English speakers. The "Y" in both of those is actually like the vowel in "fly", not like in "baby".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Fratbro, "Red Pill" guy, and Alphaverse writer have a conversation that is all misunderstandings:

[–] orl0pl 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

With the rizz?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's still deranged though. If I could accept I have weird, often disgusting fetishes, everyone can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's tongue in cheek

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I still hold to my hypothesis that self-proclaimed alpha-males experience the same kind of body / identity dysphoria experienced by some folks in the trans and enby communities, specifically they feel less masculine than they want to be, and are possibly unable to feel adequately masculine no matter how much they express themselves.

[–] NickwithaC 9 points 1 month ago

a L p H a M a L e

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a sigma male Jesus-pilled Bajonkistani... what are you?