Chiarottide

I'm pretty sure the shitting on the floor theory is actually a quote from the fourth book, also they don't wear underwear when wearing tunics and robes

I hear that a shotgun was involved or something like that? I guess they were always arguing about who would sit in the front of the bus and it got so bad they just stopped playing

As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn't self identify as a 90's kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I'm nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

Iron Maid

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying "bless you" after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

Cats are in danger too, but don't worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine

I get where you're coming from, but the green screening is objectively terribly made. You can see green reflections in Jason Momoa's hair! That to me smells just like a low budget rushed cash grab. It might get better with the actual release but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Jackasses playing with ignorant people's money*

Jokes aside, it was really fun being there. Never flew in full armor or got shot at with arrows but I heard that some decades ago a student flew over a prison and some dumbfuck guard shot a hole in the wing. By the way, Here is their Instagram page. The exact plane is I-CCAB, also affectionately called the tractor.

The picture on top comes from my local flight school, I have flown that plane... Are you people stalking me?

I must be missing a pun or something. Am I? AM I? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT'S THE WHOLE JOKE