Chiarottide

Those pesky front panel headers! As someone with big hands I know the struggle

Yup, either "what do you want", "what do you mean" or "I am a tourist trying to fit in"

Mann gegen mann is the best gay anthem made by a heterosexual, change my mind

meme-like loss of consciousness

I guess they are aware of the videos too

Yeah, it didn't make a lot of sense. The no underwear thing comes from a quote from the fourth book of an old wizard "liking a healthy breeze round his privates" when offered a pair of pants. I guess it's up to interpretation how much breeze he considers healthy

I'm pretty sure the shitting on the floor theory is actually a quote from the fourth book, also they don't wear underwear when wearing tunics and robes

I hear that a shotgun was involved or something like that? I guess they were always arguing about who would sit in the front of the bus and it got so bad they just stopped playing

As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn't self identify as a 90's kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I'm nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

Iron Maid

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying "bless you" after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

Cats are in danger too, but don't worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine