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joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

sensitive dickheads?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

You ever notice how Troy McLure breakdances like this, while Dr Zaius breakdances like this?

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Rulema (startrek.website)
 
[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago

Ha, you fool! It’s your cuteness on a scale of 10

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Manipulativeness

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean it worked. I don’t see any witches

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh fun stuff, in Canada and the USA, the governments actually gave companies hundreds of millions dollars to build fibre optic networks. The companies proceeded to do NOTHING and the governments did nothing about it.

I’d look it up to back up my sources, but my internet connection is so slow. I’d call that irony, IF ONLY I COULD LOOK UP THE DEFINITION

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Two words: yes

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

are you saying we’re inside his body right now?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Also, “Pierre” also means “rock” in french, so his name could be translated to “Stone Wolf Clawed”

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/cat
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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