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It’s not just the dogs and the cats. There are full-on vampires, and everybody still thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not crazy. They’re full-on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood. They do. By the time we go in to vote for Trump, that he will open up everybody’s eyes and they will stop pretending to be asleep. You know what they say. You can’t wake people up that are pretending to be asleep. But I pray to God, please wake up. Even those who are pretending to be asleep with the irrefutable truth of what the worst people on this planet are really up to. They are really up to that. They’re doing it. There are so many victims. There are so many victims!

https://www.mediaite.com/online/im-not-crazy-roseanne-screams-they-are-drinking-blood-and-eating-human-flesh-at-tucker-carlson-event/

As the article points out, it's never clear who "they" are.

Isn't it weird who Tucker Carlson surrounds himself with?

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[–] GoofSchmoofer 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think "they" are oil and gas executives

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 9 hours ago

She's talking to Tucker Carlson, so I don't think so.

[–] finitebanjo 17 points 19 hours ago

OMG lol I misread that as them eating it at the event. I was like "that sounds plausible for Tucker Carlson, tbh."

[–] GreenKnight23 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

what if Rosanne is a vampire, and wants us to destabilize the government because Trump will fund spaceforce, which finds the Nazi Space Vampires on the moon bases from WWII and brings them back to earth?

I'm just asking questions here!

[–] finitebanjo 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, she's in favor of Trump. She was at the Event saying other people are eating more than just dogs. She wants to start a race war.

[–] GreenKnight23 5 points 18 hours ago

I guess some people really do want to watch the world burn.

what a bitch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't see how this is crazy, Tucker Carlson probably is eating babies at his events.

[–] Duamerthrax 10 points 18 hours ago

That's how I read the headline in the first place. Like, she walked in on a Carlson talk midway though, saw the horror and had a moment of lucidity.

[–] Anticorp 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well... I didn't think Rosanne was crazy, I thought she was just very alt-right, but now I think she's crazy.

[–] RagingRobot 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I thought she was just racist now I kind of think she should be seeing a dr.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 6 points 18 hours ago

The way her voice is dropping (struggling) at the end of her sentences is a sign of early dementia/alzheimers. She likely needs to be seeing a physician, but its easier for people to use her falling apart for their gain.

[–] Boddhisatva 24 points 1 day ago

It’s not just the dogs and the cats. There are full-on vampires, and everybody still thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not crazy. They’re full-on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood. They do. By the time we go in to vote for Trump, that he will open up everybody’s eyes and they will stop pretending to be asleep. You know what they say. You can’t wake people up that are pretending to be asleep. But I pray to God, please wake up. Even those who are pretending to be asleep with the irrefutable truth of what the worst people on this planet are really up to. They are really up to that. They’re doing it. There are so many victims. There are so many victims!

You know, there is always a nugget of truth in these kinds of apparently unhinged rants. In this case it's the, "everybody still thinks I’m crazy" part. The rest is just nuts, but that one line is spot on.

[–] themeatbridge 108 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

The headline makes it sound like she was saying that Tucker was serving human flesh and blood at his event.

[–] LEDZeppelin 60 points 2 days ago

That is more believable

[–] FlyingSquid 40 points 2 days ago

The worst part is that would only barely shock me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People are saying he WAS serving human flesh at this event.

[–] finitebanjo 4 points 19 hours ago

But Roseanne wasn't, she was saying Haitans were cannibals while she was at the event.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"They" are called Catholics, and they do it every Sunday.

[–] FlyingSquid 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus is an inverse zombie. Catholics all eat his flesh.

[–] surewhynotlem 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wish they'd eat his brains.

[–] Boddhisatva 9 points 1 day ago

I'd rather they got his empathy and compassion.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a reason that Roseanne Barr got kicked off of her own show, and the rest of the cast just went on without her.

[–] FlyingSquid 30 points 2 days ago

Yep. And she was showing what a nutcase she was years before they restarted the show. At the time, I knew it wasn't going to go well.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

I don't like how the media and Republicans are just normalizing serious mental illness. Get some help Rozanne. Listen to the people close to you that are showing concern not the ones agreeing with you.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 22 points 2 days ago

Eating human flesh and drinking blood sounds like something that would happen at a Tucker event.

[–] Xeroxchasechase 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She was this close of saying they put the blood children blood in their bread.

[–] FlyingSquid 33 points 2 days ago

This is the weirdest part of her doing the blood libel thing, although maybe it's because of the whole Mormon thing? I don't know.

Barr was born in Salt Lake City, Utah to a Jewish family. She is the oldest of four children born to Helen (née Davis), a bookkeeper and cashier, and Jerome Hershel "Jerry" Barr,[8] a salesman.[9] Her father's family were Jewish emigrants from the Russian Empire, and her maternal grandparents were Jewish emigrants from Austria-Hungary and Lithuania.[8] Her paternal grandfather changed his surname from "Borisofsky" to "Barr" upon entering the United States.[9] Barr's great-grandparents were murdered during the Holocaust.[10]

Her Jewish upbringing was influenced by her devoutly Orthodox Jewish maternal grandmother.[9] Barr's parents kept their Jewish heritage secret from their neighbors and were partially involved in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.[9] Barr has stated, "Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning I was a Jew; Sunday afternoon, Tuesday afternoon, and Wednesday afternoon we were Mormons."[11]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roseanne_Barr#Early_life

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Who is drinking blood and eating human flesh at Tucker Carlson event? How can I join that event?

[–] Blum0108 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't Christians do that every Sunday?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Is the Tucker Carlson Event on a Sunday?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Senator Rick Scott, seen here waking from his coffin, would like to join them too.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I AM NOT CRAZY. I. am. not. crazy. I know they're feasting of the flesh of animals and babies. I know the difference between normal eating and demonic vampiric rituals - as if I could ever make such a mistake.

Never. NEVER.

I just just couldn't PROVE IT. They covered their tracks, they got those idiots in Ohio to eat for them. You think this is bad? This this this chicanery!? They've done worse. Are you telling me that immigrants just happen to get into northern states like that? NO NO. THEY orchestrated it. THE DEMOCRATS.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but see my response to @Xeroxchasechase for why that's especially weird.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Wow, yeah. I hadn't realized that

[–] niktemadur 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All she wanted was a Pepsi, and [de libruls] wouldn't give it to her!

I'M NOT CRAZY!!!
(institution!)
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY!!!
(institution!)

[–] diykeyboards 3 points 21 hours ago

Just one Pepsi...

[–] someguy3 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Barr insisted that “they” — as always, it’s never quite clear who “they” are, but one assumes given the context she means Democrats — “eat babies,” and “love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Roseanne has a larder full of human limbs, guaranteed

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 2 days ago

Don't be silly.

Americans don't have larders.

We have meat freezers.

It's a meat freezer full of human limbs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Did anyone tell Roseanne she didn’t have to turn to the red side?

Edit: holy shit she’s bonkers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I really hoped this post would be in the TheOnion community. Damn, what a load of hateful horseshit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Didn't know she was woke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hattians do voodoo

It’s the Romanians that host vampires

[–] Anticorp 2 points 23 hours ago

Hey man, don't be Draculist.

[–] ganksy 10 points 2 days ago

You want woke or no woke, lady? Make up your mind

[–] _bcron 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is actually her opening monologue for her newest endeavor, 'First Communion: the Musical'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Makes me think of the journal you find in the lighthouse during the main quest of the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion.

[–] sir_pronoun 6 points 2 days ago

Jfc this is so out there