I take expired hotdogs, maggots, and clown tranquilizers.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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I like mine jello shot style. (2-4 every night, chronic pain management and healthcare sucks in America.)
Rip your kidneys and liver.
Yup, but the alternative is drinking myself to death or getting hooked on fentanyl/heroin.
I try to work hard enough every day that 2-4 ibuprofen put me to sleep for 6 hours.
Ulcer moment
It is a balancing act. Uclers vs acceptable level of sleep deprivation.
Do a sleep study, also, get long action type. When I was injured, I could feel the spikes and they didn't last long
My insurance is so shitty right now I'm not paying for a sleep study. I know why I sleep shitty. It's cause I have a big old herina that fucking hurts and kinks my body up due to compensation. Wish I could take Aleve, but it gives me heartburn for days.
Also, can't take most long acting meds since I don't have a colon.
My poor european mind cannot understand the industrial bottle of 1000 ibuprofen tablets for a household.
Here they sell you packs of 20 tablets or something like that.
Would you rather buy 15 pills for $15 or 500 pills for the same price? That's why we buy the mega bottles.
Well I can buy a pack of 16 in Tesco for £0.39
So we're actually paying pretty close to the same amount per pill, just in smaller packs.
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They go bad, though? At least my nice white aspirin pills start crumbling and visibly yellowing after a few months. There's no way me or even an entire family could swallow 500 until then.
Well but you do get health care with that, so instead of treating symptoms with ever larger doses of increasingly potent painkillers you have hopes of a more structural solution.
Came here to say the same thing, like WTF, why would you need a jar of 500
Because some of us have had a headache since 1986.
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ITT everyone talking about liver damage? It’s tylenol that is harder on the liver. Ibuprofen is harder on the kidneys. Yeah, you can mess with your liver if you take too much ibuprofen, too.
Also stomach; NSAIDs like ibuprofen and aspirin can cause stomach ulcers, especially if taken on an empty stomach or with alcohol
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FFS people go read one article each on ibuprofen and acetaminophen and you'll see most of you are wrong
Hamburger
Hamburger style. I'm not picky tho.
Burger: No wrong way to swallow, feels more legit on the 'ol tongue, twice the quantity of "value size"
Americans may be seeing serious savings in that picture.
I am seeing serious evolutionary pressure on liver genetics.
Nah, Americans are seeing a slight dulling of the pain to get through the day.
Got bills to pay and mouths to feed, there ain't no safety net to catch ya when your name whatever hurts and needed surgery a decade ago.
Take your pain killers and caffeine and get to work you lazy scum.
Got bills to pay and mouths to feed, there ain't no
thin in this world for free. No I can’t slow down, I can’t hold back, though you know I wish I could. There ain’t no rest for the wicked… til we close our eyes for good.
You're thinking acetaminophen
That hurts the kidneys, ibuprofen hurts the liver. You are correct.
https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/ibuprofen-bad-kidneys-liver-3574924/
It can but rarely; mostly it's a kidney thing.
They're probably thinking paracetamol
Paracetamol and acetaminophen are two names for the same thing
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And the buns still don’t match in number!
my personal experience hotdogs are not as effective. could be their overall size difference makes them dissolve slower. and a smidge more filler maybe
Be careful taking ibuprofen often it’ll cause issues with your intestines like diverticulitis which landed me in the hospital and has greatly restricted my diet and ability to drink alcohol
Also damage your stomach and your kidneys if you abuse them daily long enough time.
People pop those like M&Ms and not realize that prescription free drugs are still drugs with all their side effect.
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Why would ever need that many??
Inflammation pain that doctors won't fucking help with. Buy in bulk and then you won't run out for a year or so.
Relief is temporary. Pain is forever.
To give to trick or treaters.
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