this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
885 points (99.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26671 readers
3619 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] qarbone 93 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This was the centrifuge through which they distilled the kids worth giving a shit about.

Yes, I know centrifuges don't distill. No, I will not be making any modifications. And, if you asked in your heart, you were probably the chaff spun aside by the Iron Dais of Judgment.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

chaff spun aside by the Iron Dais of Judgment.

Poetry

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My school had one of those. One day we got the idea to tie one of the kids to it around his waist and make him run around to spin it. I still remember our teacher asking "where's Willy?" once recess was over, then looking out the window to see him desperately trying to untie himself.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember we didn't stop those for anybody. You want on? Sprint and jump. Want off? I still have a vivid memory of trying to get off one, being thrown outward, and getting a bar between the legs. Went to the bathroom and found blood in my underwear. Can't believe I still walked home after that

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 21 points 1 month ago

That'll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you're not careful.

[–] Agent641 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mums will not let their kids on it. Dads will spun it faster to teach their kids about conservation of momentum.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a dad I once spun it so fast I made a kid throw up. It was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did that to my own son. He barfed in the car and I learned my lesson.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The parents not caring is bullshit. Once my Dad came over and explained, we were doing it wrong and demonstrated for the kids a better, faster, more dangerous method before then ignoring us and heading back to the other adults.

[–] Psythik 22 points 1 month ago (12 children)

One thing I hate about being a 90s kid is that I was not allowed to do anything fun that could potentially injure me, because religious conservative Boomer parents were afraid of anything and everything back then. I wasn't even allowed to play StarCraft because it had "craft" in the name, and "craft" was associated with Witchcraft. My dad wouldn't even pump gas without inspecting the handle closely beforehand because he thought get people were gluing HIV-infected needles to them.

Even after I moved out he would constantly come over unannounced to check on me. If I refused to answer, he'd call the police and file a missing person's report. I was actually somewhat relieved when he died a couple of years ago, because for the first time in my life, I was allowed to be an independent adult at the age of 35

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

90s kid here: Your parents were just insane.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This post makes me question my interpretation of events.

I have acquaintances who seem to have a paranoid belief that every other person in the world is a paedophile just waiting for an opportunity to kidnap their child. Growing up in the 90s, I had a great deal of freedom in comparison to this thought process. I played cricket on the streets, I walked around the neighbourhood without concern, I walked my dog in the evenings. My parents didn't seem to think I would be unsafe without them around to coddle me.

I guess no matter the generation there are parents who go too far in one extreme or another... Though tbh, being concerned about witchcraft seems more medieval than boomer. Sorry for your loss, but I'm glad you feel more free now. I imagine it must be a complex mix of emotions.

[–] Dozzi92 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That blows, because we're similar age, I'm born in '87, and I look back fondly at the freedom I had as a kid. It's a bit how I intend to model my parenting around, although it's hard to escape modern times in my mind sometimes. But my kids will wander around the neighborhood alone (in a couple of years, still too young), get dirty, stay out til the sun goes down, that kind of thing, with the caveat of not bothering people and their properties. Probably easier said than done on my part, we shall see.

load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (9 replies)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My old school "upgraded" it when we left... by asphalting around it.

[–] psycho_driver 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you had to work around the hateful little shits all day you'd be trying to look for low key ways to maim them too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.

How was I supposed to know the kids would use it to turn each other into meat crayons?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] saltesc 8 points 1 month ago

My school had one on dirt. The panels were wood and had a hole in it. Finally, one day, we were playing and a kid's foot went down there and got fucked up. He was like a rockstar coming into school next day with stitches and crutches.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Knees are overrated.

[–] AreaKode 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I only think of one thing when I see "Meatspin". And I don't want to search for it... But it gets You Spin Me Round stuck in my head...

[–] NegativeInf 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 7 points 1 month ago

╙Ɛ(☼)3╜

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (6 children)

In my home village we have a much safer and much better version of it:

You can accelerate yourself by just pulling at the plate in the middle, meaning that everyone can have fun and you can probably get much higher speeds.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Back in my day, we walked for miles uphill in the snow to school, we rode the unprotected meatspin, broke all of our bones, and then we walked for miles uphill back home. Kids these days are so spoiled and pampered!!!

[–] Gumbyyy 7 points 1 month ago

Meh, the constant threat of being thrown violently out into oblivion was most of the fun!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Exactly you can use the railing to hang on the outside. Greater speed and much more fun.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got my first real concussion on one of those things. All I remember is that one minute I was flying off of it and the next minute I was at home and I had been there for several hours.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a teleportation device.

[–] Agent641 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

ER?

Look at you with your fancy "Healthcare" and "Insurance"!

We treated wounds via walking them off, and occasionally hiding behind a tree to sob silently so you didn't get laughed at.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meatspin?

The nighmares, they're coming back

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are they comin' right round?

[–] DBT 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] menemen 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 1 month ago

Trust the Germans to make childhood playground injuries more efficient.

[–] virku 12 points 1 month ago

We have both kinds in playgrounds around my house here in Norway. My kids like both, but the ones from the OP is vastly preferred. They get a lot more Gs in the one with the bars.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A core memory of mine is getting flung off of one of these things because of the centrifugal force, falling on my back, and being unable to breathe for like 20-30 seconds ... until I screamed at the top of my lungs, and things slowly returned to normal, while the teacher just went: oh you're fine, don't be a baby. I was 6.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] dual_sport_dork 17 points 1 month ago

The game was, you'd put one kid in the middle and then everybody else would do their level best to spin the damn thing so fast it would either drill into the Earth's mantle or take off like a helicopter.

[–] comrade19 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you seen the videos using motorbike wheels to spin these things up?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The moped plus roundabout was a thing a while back; maybe that's why they disappeared?

https://youtu.be/XoNW1MQictc

[–] Agent641 9 points 1 month ago

Bosnian space program training.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 14 points 1 month ago

I lost a tooth to one of these things.

To be fair, a bunch of teenagers were also involved, making it spin at about mach 87 before it smashed into my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Don't swing on that one, Matt threw up on it.

[–] TheBraveSirRobbin 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

When people ask where I was at during 9/11. I didn't find out about it until hours after it happened

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] psycho_driver 9 points 1 month ago

Uncle Dave out there spinning the yeet machine up to 11.

[–] jaybone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t remember ever being thrown off of one of these. But I always see memes like this.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This was the best one.

Broken bones was just an indication that you gotta get good.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 7 points 1 month ago

Got really drunk with some other folks at a wedding reception in a park. It had one of these. There were about 10 of us crammed on it and two other people were spinning it. We went flying and it was incredible. 10/10 would recommend.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I somehow flipped over one of the bars and bashed my head on the deck (wooden on ours rather than metal) when I was around 6 or 7 years old. No stitches, though I don't see any noticeable scar. I don't remember much aside from seeing blood and a headache.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This is why we have braindead adults who run things

load more comments
view more: next ›