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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here's the whole original (and readable) pic https://i.imgur.com/6sPxFAO.jpeg

Also, the abrahams is probably even better, as you'll stick your head out, not to mention camera views

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Abrams is great, the suspension is such that you';d barely feel them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Fairly certain the suspension would not be needed when you liquify a human being under the tracks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

NICE. I would like to see the Cybertruck and BYD vehicles added, among others, but I will definitely take a broader chart over a cherry-picked up-to-date one!

[–] obinice 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Those huge American style lorries are mental at the front. They look cool, but what a wild blind spot.

Check out European lorries (like those in Euro Truck Sim for example), the cab ends at the window. Still a powerful beast but compact, and with fewer blind spots. So much easier to drive.

Still some blind spots though, be careful round em :-D

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The European cab-over trucks are very common in Australia in urban areas, but out in the middle of the outback the American style are far more comfortable to live with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

As an American, I don't see the appeal of those trucks. We also have trucks with flat fronts, they're just not as popular.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing the European ones are harder to get into, though, or have less sleeping space. That engine has to go somewhere,

[–] remer 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

American trucks need American units 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🚀💥💦

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok so, how about 9.45 of shot school kids of 1m each?

[–] Bytemeister 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Terrible.

1/63rd Furlongs to see a 1000 caliber 36 month old from the drinking seat of a light duty American truck.

Source: an actual American.

[–] DarkSurferZA 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol, it took me a second to figure out this chart.

I was wondering where the hell am I reasonably expecting to encounter a 2.5 meter tall 5 year old...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And a nearly twice as tall 3 year old

[–] Diplomjodler3 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'd go for the Abrams if it didn't have such bad fuel economy. Then again, I guess it's good to get out of a traffic jam.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Oh, you're gonna cut ME off you little shit!? We'll see about that."

[–] hakunawazo 8 points 2 months ago

Make sure you try that before in front of a mirror like in Taxi Driver for convincing results.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Eddie Hall(former world strongest man) did. At least he drove over someone else's car before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I can tell you're not American because we consider fuel economy to work like golf, the lower the number the better.

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[–] hakunawazo 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't aware with my European mind that you can call an Abrams uber there. Wow.
Seems like the perfect solution for a lot of urban problems.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Make sure you specify what kind of firearm you want with the uber order, otherwise you could get something stupid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What about the lower-profile Warsaw Pact tanks? Are they safer to drive around small children?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

"They are made for small children, that's why they have an ammo carousel!"

*slaps turret and gets blown up by random bolted-on Kontakt ERA

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're actually really good for this, none of the crew had any jolt or bounce injuries after either Budapest or Tienanmen.

You'd have to file a 285 if you tried to pull that in a sherman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dark ergonomics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

My take from this is rear engine vehicles are the safest to drive around small children.

Lambo it is.

[–] carl_dungeon 11 points 2 months ago

Now what about if you’ve lifted the front about 2 feet and lower the back? That’s big these days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GMC Sierra it is, perfect for "accidents"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TBF, the type of vehicle doesn't really matter. If you want to murder someone, do it with a car and just claim you didn't see the person, that you are shocked, and it's just an "accident". Nobody will question this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Especially if the person you murdered is on a bicycle, or has ever ridden a bicycle.

[–] IsThisAnAI 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do that, I dare you, see how it actually works out for you 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't have a license nor a car so it might be more suspicious in the first place. I also don't want to murder anybody. But seeing how our society considers deaths cause by cars as normal and unavoidable "accidents", I'll probably still have more chances of getting away with it.

Like, sorry, I didn't see them, I'm just learning, it was an accident. The person just jumped in front of the car, in dark clothing, with no reflective gear.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/you-can-kill-anyone-you-want-with-your-car-as-long-as-you-dont-really-mean-it/

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/328812169_If_You_Want_to_Get_Away_with_Murder_Use_Your_Car_A_Discursive_Content_Analysis_of_Pedestrian_Traffic_Fatalities_in_News_Headlines

Deaths caused by cars are horribly normalized.

[–] IsThisAnAI 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Go ahead try it. You've linked an opinion piece and a paper on news headlines. You didn't just Google those and then linked then before fully understanding in order to try and win an Internet agreement did you? You also ignore that the overall clearance rate for murder starts under 50% and convictions below 30 right, but you expect that to be a higher clearance for bikes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No, I linked those because I have had this argument for years now and it's tiresome. People driving cars can clearly get away with much more than if they were not in a car.

The last incident I just read about was a cyclist that was killed by someone in a car. He was in a group of 10 and the driver claims she didn't see him. No charges, it was "obviously" an accident. Someone is dead, killed by someone driving a car, and it's no biggie. It's just an "accident".

So, whatever the clearance, either it's a huge pickup or a sedan, it doesn't really matter if the driver can see people in front of them or not, they can just say they didn't see them, it's an "accident".

There are indeed statistics on how clearance and the height of a vehicle can be more deadly, but again, it doesn't really matter because nobody cares about deaths caused by cars.

[–] IsThisAnAI 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Where Miata tank specs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, does the driver in an Abrams really only have the periscope and the hatch, with no higher-mounted cameras?

[–] TheOneAndOnly 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are they at least equipped with parking sensors?

[–] TheOneAndOnly 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Parking sensors, schmarking sensors. 64 tons of steel, tread and f*ck-you-firepower says I park where I want.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah but you have to pay extra

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody here is going to pay for that. When you drive an Abrams, you can afford a few parking tickets here and there.

[–] TheOneAndOnly 2 points 2 months ago

No one gives an Abrams a parking ticket.

[–] Smokeydope 1 points 2 months ago