carl_dungeon

joined 1 year ago
[–] carl_dungeon 16 points 12 hours ago

His hands really are fucking tiny, what a loser

[–] carl_dungeon 60 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Guess God doesn’t like those people in particular huh.

[–] carl_dungeon 45 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Republican state Rep. Brandon Reed of Hodgenville filed the legislation that created the new law. He says he’s disappointed to see schools “spend time searching for silly loopholes,” noting the law passed with broad support.

I’m disappointed to see representatives spending time making bullshit laws instead of actually helping our children with things that matter, like food, education, housing, and not growing up to be Republican dipshits.

[–] carl_dungeon 40 points 3 days ago

What a fucking shithead

[–] carl_dungeon 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

People who believe those emails also believe in flat earth, vaccines cause 5G, Covid was a hoax, no one knows how magnets work, and that Alex Jones is the only one keeping the frogs straight with his dick pills. Nothing anyone can say to them will work because they don’t even understand kindergarten level logic and science. When he loses, trump should just Jim Jones the lot, they’ll do it willingly after sending him money.

[–] carl_dungeon 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah fuck yamaka hitler

[–] carl_dungeon 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, he’s telling the truth (from his perspective), he REALLY doesn’t give a fuck about the city or its people, hates them even. Why would anyone doubt that?

[–] carl_dungeon 40 points 1 week ago

That’s crazy, that sounds exactly like something a republican politician would do.

[–] carl_dungeon 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s the same picture!

[–] carl_dungeon 4 points 1 week ago

They should because I’d feel better about people dumping toxic waste into Trump’s inlet and whatnot.

[–] carl_dungeon 1 points 1 week ago

I mean, I absolutely believe they’re best friends that they have a lot of respect for each other.

[–] carl_dungeon 6 points 1 week ago

Well he already brought it all back during his presidency right? Steam engines for everyone, coal in the kitchen, coal crips for the kiddy cereal, all the coal things. Right?

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