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[–] DaddleDew 97 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess that's one way to distract away from the fact that you can't afford to repair your fender bender.

[–] CptEnder 49 points 2 months ago

That's totally not DUI related either

[–] Ghostalmedia 10 points 2 months ago

“A bumper and a tail light is $4k, but Truth Social is free and FedEd office is hanging a sale on banner printing.”

[–] bcgm3 81 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Every time. Show me angry writing on a piece-of-shit car riddled with grammatical and/or spelling errors, and I'll show you a Republican voter.

Ensure you're registered to vote, vote, and encourage others to vote!

[–] TheLowestStone 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've seen one that seemed to be an exception to the rule. It was an RV covered mostly in anti-Congress, anti-corperation, anti-vax, anti-Isreal, anti-China, anti-Russia, and anti-CIA stuff. It called out several notable politicians from both sides as well as the entirety of the CIA for being pedophiles. There was a complete and surprising lack of culture war stuff and a couple equally surprising mentions of the war on drugs being bullshit. No racism that I noticed, no flags or symbols, and no direct mention of the police or military. It was parked near a stop sign on my way to work for several weeks and I feel like I noticed something new and confusing about it every time I drove by.

My best guess is that the owner doesn't vote at all.

[–] BradleyUffner 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What you saw there was a libertarian. Think "Republicans with ADHD".

It's all the hatred and paranoia of a Republican, without the ability to focus.

[–] TheLowestStone 7 points 2 months ago

That's what I thought at first but there was a bunch of anti-cooperation stuff and those guys usually love big business. Maybe anarchist but I'd expect to see some iteration of ACAB if that was the case. I eventually gave up on trying to label them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Seems like an extreme version of libertarianism.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just make sure your kids finish school.

[–] Cadeillac 6 points 2 months ago

Jest maque shore yoar chids fennish skule

[–] Cadeillac 6 points 2 months ago

Right? I can't believe he capitalized the 'a'

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX 55 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I paid back my student loans. I also paid over twice the amount I borrowed due to interest. I don't think we should be cancelling student loans, I think we need to be cancelling interest on student loans. The ~~government~~ tax payers should not be making profit on student borrowing.

[–] The_v 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who is the primary beneficiary of an educated workforce?

Businesses.

Perhaps they should be paying for it instead of just reaping the profits? Through business taxes.

[–] Duamerthrax 14 points 2 months ago

Who is the primary beneficiary of an indebted workforce?

Businesses.

ftfy

[–] bitchkat 28 points 2 months ago

Considering how much more expensive tuition is, I'm OK with them Cancelling the whole loan.

[–] Badeendje 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The loans allowed colleges to raise tuitions by astronomical levels. The answer is regulate their pricing and the cancel.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

Seems like an even keeled, rational person who I would definitely take advice from.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 2 months ago

Don’t act like you don’t know, I paid for your fancy degree.

[–] Crazyslinkz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

I read this as "Vote for Biden, you dumb, sonofabitch."

[–] norimee 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What does that even mean?

"If you don't like what God gave you 🖕"

Yeah, 🖕 you too, nobody is forcing you to have bottom surgery. What business of yours are the genitals of passer-bys?

Weird.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I'm my experience only perverts care about others genitals

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[–] mlg 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The bashed tailight and dented hood is the cherry on top

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Looks like the bumper is missing too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Those things are perfect for this. It's like their opinion is so popular that someone fucked up their car on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you for posting my car here.

Also, to all the assholes saying that my drunk driving damaged my fender, fuck you. It was a failed insurance fraud scheme.

[–] Ghostalmedia 26 points 2 months ago

I don’t believe the owner of this car could be smart enough to register an account on a Lemmy instance.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

And parked like cunt also, to the surprise of no one!

[–] Moops 21 points 2 months ago

Well I don't know about you guys, but I sure am convinced.

[–] radicalautonomy 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You're, you dumb S.O.B.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This guy wants to fuck Biden!

Also “fuck biden” but censored fuckin’?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If god made men with a penis and women with a vagina he also made trans people with a brain that disagrees.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly." - George Carlin

[–] symthetics 5 points 2 months ago

This is what's hilarious about that 'logic'. If you think god made everything and is omnipotent, then he also made everything you get upset about.

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[–] Exbando 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All those bumper stickers don't give them enough attention, apparently, so they decided to take up 2 parking spots, too

[–] 5oap10116 7 points 2 months ago

Excuse me, those are bumper banners.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

BRADDOCK MOTORS

[–] Feathercrown 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

your a dumb sob

Every time. How can they not know?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This guy when he realises intersex people exist 🤯

[–] ZILtoid1991 12 points 2 months ago
  1. God doesn't exist.
  2. Bottom surgery exists for those that prefer it that way (some even going as far with it to create something "more custom"), otherwise the most FGM is done on infant girls for not having the correct size body parts.
[–] Burn_The_Right 11 points 2 months ago

Man, the conservative car-modding community is really taking off!

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 2 months ago

"Your A Dumb S-O-B"

You leave Charlie out of this!

He's a good boy! It's not his fault he's dumb! He has a little tiny head with a little tiny brain inside of it!

[–] FireWire400 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nissan made the Versa with a rear bumper and two working tail lights. If you don't like what Nissan gave you... uh learn how to drive I guess

[–] pyre 8 points 2 months ago

well at least it doesn't look exactly like what you'd discovery all over the walls of a serial killer after they get caught

[–] reddig33 7 points 2 months ago

What an asshole.

[–] Snapz 6 points 2 months ago

The person who drives that car probably has no idea how to order a donut like a regular person.mmm (due to their untreated metal illness, exploited and perpetuated by the right for political gain)

[–] dohpaz42 5 points 2 months ago

I was going to angle that “God gave us disease…”, but I think a better (false?) equivalence would be that God created Asians, African Americans, and Indians (both kinds) (if I missed any, I apologize for my ignorance). And yet people like this have issue with “what God gave [them]”.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 4 points 2 months ago
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