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[–] jaggedrobotpubes 171 points 3 months ago (5 children)

You can tell it's fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

[–] samus12345 98 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] samus12345 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

[–] _stranger_ 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Closer. Don't think there's a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345 23 points 3 months ago

Hey, that's pretty good!

[–] frunch 21 points 3 months ago

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

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[–] resetbypeer 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald's.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

That punchable smirk.

[–] UsefulInfoPlz 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is.. is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also he doesn't look terribly out of shape

[–] db2 17 points 3 months ago

And his hands are too big.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And he isn't fatter and orange enough.

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 months ago

No you're not.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the worst thing I've seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's enough Lemmy for today

[–] Clearwater 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

This is literally the first post I saw when opening the app. I guess I'll do something else.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

youre about to have a great day then if the lemmy scrolling ends that early

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Unrealistic - Theres a couch and JD is missing.

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[–] over_clox 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Should have had him wearing a diaper..

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

That's enough time on planet earth for me

[–] Thcdenton 26 points 3 months ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus 13 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he's deep-throating Kamala.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus 13 points 3 months ago

Me neither. Wise decision.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"How to unthink a thought"

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach's least favorite Toad.

[–] drunkpostdisaster 21 points 3 months ago

This election just keeps on giving

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago
[–] peopleproblems 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh man yeah.

Oh boy. Yep. That's a thing oh jeez guys

[–] stoicmaverick 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

This one image justifies all the research and investment in AI. Well done, OP. I didn't think it possible.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] takeda 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

It originates from this picture: https://i.imgur.com/BkP2MQo.jpeg

Edit: I realized that it might still be confusing, so here's more background: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Hint: what follows next is porn

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