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[–] TheDoozer 166 points 3 months ago

Her character gave the impression of being in her thirties with a doctorate and tons of experience, regardless how old the actress was. In the books she was apparently in her "late twenties" so that reasonably tracks.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago

Dude I legit thought she was like 40 and was the secret parents of the kids with the dude

[–] ChicoSuave 68 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wasnt she introduced as Dr. Ellie Satler? She completed her doctorate in paleobiology before 24 and she outran a velociraptor!

[–] errer 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

If you graduate college at 21, you could possibly finish your PhD by 24…would definitely be a bit of a rush but maybe in the Jurassic Park universe there’s so much demand for those sorts of experts that they fast-tracked it.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wasn’t Sigourney Weaver in her early 20s when she played the sensible cat lady in Alien?

[–] Rakonat 31 points 3 months ago

Sigourney was 29 during the filming of the first Alien film.

[–] Crackhappy 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How would you describe The Fifth Element?

[–] Arbiter 47 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Creepy old guy grooms young girl.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That describes most of Luc Besson’s movies, doesn’t it?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They had to chaperone Natalie Portman when she was working with him to keep her safe. He’s, shall we say, a well-known missing stair.

[–] frunch 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Missing stair is a very interesting and aptly-named phenomenon. TIL not only about that, but about Portman needing a chaperone around that guy! Thank you x2!

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[–] SupraMario 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Willis/Pacino/De Nero all have that same thing in a bunch of movies.

Actress is like 20, they're in their late 40s/50s

Just rewatched heat. Really good movie, but De Nero was 50+ with the actress he was supposed to be in love with...she was 20 something. It's just fucking weird, dude was old enough to be her father, and not the "I had a kid when I was 16" either.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Off-screen, Pacino is 84 and currently dating a 30 year old. A 20/30 year age gap on-screen seems quaint by comparison

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[–] confusedbytheBasics 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the age difference is weird but was Korbin creepy? I remember him being super chill and circumstances kind of forced them together without either him or Lelu really leaning into it.

[–] Arbiter 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It’s less the actions of the character himself and more the general dynamic between the two that’s rather odd.

Primarily the dynamic of the being both a mentor/father figure AND a lover to a woman who has quite literally just been born.

[–] Whelks_chance 7 points 3 months ago

There's a few interesting YouTube documentaries on the topic of "born sexy yesterday"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Even better than the first 4!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

because the character she played has a doctorate.

This just in, Hollywood make-up can make you look like whatever age the script wants.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because she looks way older than 23 here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

She also acted very mature for her age.

"girl" is still misleading. At 23 she was still a woman and adult,just a younger woman than one might have assumed

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[–] Smoogs 48 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Some people just have a mature looking face even when they are young. And they will look the same age for pretty much their whole life

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Like James May, who's looked mid forties for about forty years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Weirdly accurate

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[–] Psythik 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yeah but why does this only apply to people born before the 80s? I've never seen a 20-something in the 2000s and beyond who looked 40+, not the way I've seen older people when they were young. I blame leaded gasoline.

[–] a9cx34udP4ZZ0 8 points 3 months ago

You haven't been looking hard enough, and hollywood doesn't cast them anymore. I work with someone who is 23 and looks like she's 38, I expect she's going to look the exact same age for the next 25 years.

Hair cuts and clothing also make a huge difference. They had her dressed like a late 80s mom.

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[–] SLVRDRGN 5 points 3 months ago

Not only that, but her character was mature too.

[–] Dorkyd68 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a young man of 8 years old when the film came out, her legs in those shorts awoke something in me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Reading the book, you'd think Crichton felt the same way. He mentions it a suspicious amount.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I remember watching that scene where she fisted the pile of shit when I was a kid and it woke something in me.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Better put that back to sleep and let it rest bro

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[–] pyre 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

costume, hair and makeup. the same way we make assumptions about age IRL. you know how you look at old photos and see people in highschool looking like your parents? because your parents were probably in highschool around that time and they dressed and styled a certain way and you associated that with your parents' age.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As I age I'm blown away when I look back at people I used to watch back in the day and see their age.

Random but this wrestler, the big boss man was my favorite when I was a kid, he was wrestling Hogan back in the 80s and went all the way into 2001 or so before retiring. He died a few years later at the age of 41. Meaning when he was wrestling Hogan in the 80s he was like in his early 20s

[–] theangryseal 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And then you’ve got guys like this. I remember seeing some ancient old dudes when I was a kid. My toddler is obsessed with 60s music these days and it blows my mind when I see this video now. I see babies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me or are those guitars oversized? Also the composition of everything just looks... wrong. If you told me this was a photoshop montage, I'd believe you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They’re both hollow-body guitars, which are normally a bit larger, so they’re normal size for their type.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry, what?!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, does this mean she actually was a teenager in Blue Velvet? I always kind if assumed she was a 20-something playing a teenager in that movie.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks like she was 19 when that movie released, maybe younger whenever it was filmed.

[–] kofe 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One might infer the filming preceded release, so yes indeed she would have been younger! (I've been sick and slightly delirious, don't mind me being ornery)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the "founding fathers" of the US were all in their early 20s.

[–] BetaBlake 52 points 3 months ago

A few were, not all, in 1776 -

Thomas Jefferson was 33 John Adams was 40 George Washington was 44 Samuel Adams was 53 Benjamin Franklin was 70

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is false. Ben Franklin was nearly 70 in 1776. Only a handful were even below 20, let alone early 20s.

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[–] nexguy 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wasn't she 25? Looks like filming started in Aug 1992 and she was born in Feb 1967 so she would have been 25.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The top text is in the picture now, so it's set in stone. Ship has sailed. She can legally get her DOB changed on her birth certificate and drivers license now.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Christ though. Wasn't she in a relationship with Dr. Grant (who looked to be in his 50's), or am I completely misremembering?

[–] Hobo 8 points 3 months ago

The actor, Sam Neill, was in his mid 40s when Jurassic Park was filmed. So he wasn't quite 50 but still more than a little bit of age gap. Artistically I'd say it worked because I always thought he looked younger in the film (mid to late 30s) and Laura Dern looked older in the film (late 20s early 30s). Which kind of closes that age gap into something less creepy.

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