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[–] Crackhappy 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How would you describe The Fifth Element?

[–] Arbiter 47 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Creepy old guy grooms young girl.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That describes most of Luc Besson’s movies, doesn’t it?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They had to chaperone Natalie Portman when she was working with him to keep her safe. He’s, shall we say, a well-known missing stair.

[–] frunch 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Missing stair is a very interesting and aptly-named phenomenon. TIL not only about that, but about Portman needing a chaperone around that guy! Thank you x2!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Apt because they can both be fixed with a hammer.

[–] chiliedogg 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also his relationship with Jojovich iirc.

[–] hydrospanner 1 points 3 months ago

You mean the relationship that started while filming the Fifth Element, which also featured his then girlfriend as the opera singer, whom he started a relationship with while she was like 16?

Dude's a super fuckin pedo creep.

[–] SupraMario 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Willis/Pacino/De Nero all have that same thing in a bunch of movies.

Actress is like 20, they're in their late 40s/50s

Just rewatched heat. Really good movie, but De Nero was 50+ with the actress he was supposed to be in love with...she was 20 something. It's just fucking weird, dude was old enough to be her father, and not the "I had a kid when I was 16" either.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Off-screen, Pacino is 84 and currently dating a 30 year old. A 20/30 year age gap on-screen seems quaint by comparison

[–] SupraMario 2 points 3 months ago

Holy crap, yea no kidding

[–] TheBat 1 points 3 months ago

Why i$ $he with him though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] confusedbytheBasics 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the age difference is weird but was Korbin creepy? I remember him being super chill and circumstances kind of forced them together without either him or Lelu really leaning into it.

[–] Arbiter 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It’s less the actions of the character himself and more the general dynamic between the two that’s rather odd.

Primarily the dynamic of the being both a mentor/father figure AND a lover to a woman who has quite literally just been born.

[–] Whelks_chance 7 points 3 months ago

There's a few interesting YouTube documentaries on the topic of "born sexy yesterday"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yea that's how I usually watch this movie too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Even better than the first 4!