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[–] NounsAndWords 20 points 3 months ago

Very normal topic of conversation.

[–] Sam_Bass 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

So sean drinks it fresher. Got it.

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[–] pyre 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

account doesn't exist eh? i wanted to see if it was real... and looks like it was, and probably after this gained some traction he nuked his weird-ass blue checkmark account.

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[–] DaddleDew 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That implies that he drinks fresh semen

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It also implies men (or at least this man) get a load of semen at an early age and it's just stored in the balls and no new semen is ever produced. this is so far fetched. i can't even

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[–] TriPolarBearz 9 points 3 months ago

Raw, unpasteurized, and straight from the source.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

tbf i wouldnt drink 18yr old milk either.

[–] Fedizen 19 points 3 months ago

Online sperm inspectors lol. These guys need to logoff and touch grass.

[–] paddirn 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

"Do you drink 47 year old dairy milk?" Is he insinuating that somebody drank Tim Walz's 43 year old "spoiled" semen to get pregnant? Does he not know that semen is constantly being created and it doesn't just sit around for years at a time? Playing devil's advocate though, older women are at a higher risk of giving birth to babies with developmental disabilities and older fathers are at a higher risk of having babies with other issues, so age is a factor, but it's a really weird take to have on the whole thing.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Sean, I’m going to need you to sit down for a few hours and repeatedly ask yourself out loud, “What the fuck is wrong with me? Why the fuck am I such a weird, old fuckin creep?

[–] lettruthout 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Donjuanme 15 points 3 months ago

Very weird.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What an absolutely fucking deranged thing to say. How do these people look at themselves and think "Yep, I'm a healthy, normal average kinda guy."

[–] RaoulDook 10 points 3 months ago

I think there is a worse than that explanation. I think he's trying to blame Walz for his son's disabilities because of the age he was conceived.

These kind of bullies often look for excuses to make their bullying seem "OK" or less worse. This is probably a bully's guilt-shifting attempt.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 17 points 3 months ago

This dude is concerning himself too much with someone else's semen and another person's underage son.

That's fucking weird

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

So, you're telling me you prefer the semen of younger males, and you compared this to milk... which goes spoiled within weeks. So you want semen, from a human that's less than weeks old?

Officer, arrest that man!

Bit seriously, this pseudoscience is pretty fucking weird. Like, really fucking weird.

[–] eran_morad 16 points 3 months ago

Really fucking weird. Like, I’m not trying to crack a joke, here. Just saying.

[–] RattlerSix 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These people don't know how the birds and bees work

[–] Death_Equity 12 points 3 months ago

Well they are fans of poor sexual education, so no surprises there.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 16 points 3 months ago

No but I'm aging jizz for 40 years to drink and I'll be got dammed if anybody's going to tell me tha

Wait what was the topic?

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that's a false equivalence. he's comparing the age of the man with the freshness of the milk.

more apt comparisons would be comparing the age of the man with that of the cow, or the freshness of the milk with that of the spurt that led to conception.

these people can't even get their own logic in place. why does anybody listen to them?

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[–] ninjakttty 15 points 3 months ago

I don’t think drinking it is going to get you kids either.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 15 points 3 months ago

Do you drinks 18 year old milk? Or are you advocating for adolescent boys to be having babies? What kind of a stupid comparison is that?

[–] LANIK2000 14 points 3 months ago

Baby pops out green. Doctor: Sorry to say, spoiled semen, tried to warn ya.

[–] damnedfurry 13 points 3 months ago

"What I'm trying to say is, only newborns a week old at most should be impregnating women"

[–] billwashere 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How does this grown ass man not realize how male biology basically works?!??

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[–] Sarmyth 10 points 3 months ago

Sounds like Sean Collins is a pedophile. Hard to interpret that as anything but creepy projection.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 10 points 3 months ago

It's the age of the carton, not the age of the cow.

Bonus points for UHT.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

... did he like not jack off or had sexin 47 years before having children? Does that chud think that people have sex once and instantly conceive?????

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I’d like to point out that even if that was the case, the body doesn’t just like, sit there with dead sperm in the chamber waiting for the trigger to get pulled. They just get absorbed back into the body and replaced with fresh sperm.

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