the roots of your response may lie in derision, but it is--in essence--accurate.
i did have a chromebook immediately before the mac mini but i switched for two reasons: (1) the androidification of it really slowed things down and (2) i just gave up on chrome as a browser around then.
some of us have such simple needs that a low-powered machine is actually viable. one can understand how that may seem worthy of scorn to other users, but it works for me and i wouldn't change that behaviour even if it means that i have lost the respect of random internet users.
you are correct for now. but one can foresee the day when ai is mandatorily baked into the computing experience. and this is something that isn't too far into the future, either.
the hope is that having limited hardware makes it difficult to have such mandatory "value adding services" forced upon you.