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[–] [email protected] 108 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Machinist 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So do you think the former president, Donald J. Trump, actually fucked his daughter, Ivanka Trump? She was the actual first lady, and such, after all.

Donald J. Trump spent a lot of time with the known pedophile and child rapist Epstein. Wonder how many children he's actually raped? Did Donald J. Trump actually rape his own daughter or did he just want to?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Somewhere there is an article about an interview that someone did with Ivanka touring the home she grew up in. The interviewer makes it plain that she becomes emotionally distraught when she starts talking about her bedroom. I'll see if I can dig it up, but I don't remember enough details to make it easily googlable.

In the end, I don't know. I kind of think so, but to be fair they may just have had an oddly intimate father/daughter relationship. It can be creepy and unhealthy without crossing that boundary. Not saying he didn't, just saying that although it might seem like it, that doesn't make it so, either.

Edit: Although I have a strong recollection of reading such an article, a few minutes of googling is not turning it up...

[–] ClanOfTheOcho 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's a reporter being given a tour, on video, by Ivanka of the home. You probably won't find a written account, just the video. As I recall, her demeanor chills suddenly when she introduced her childhood bedroom.

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[–] Olhonestjim 8 points 3 months ago

I really think he did. Yes.

[–] Sweetpeaches69 7 points 3 months ago

Trump absolutely did rape his daughter. All the smartest people are saying it. The best people know it.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The toilet paper march to Air Force 1.

The upside down Bible.

"You don't understand how humble I really am..."

[–] perviouslyiner 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that last one from Amish Paradise? "I am a thousand times more humble than thou art"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/1R42mFx3_ss

The reality is wilder than anything Weird Al could come up with...

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[–] samus12345 6 points 3 months ago

Think you're really righteous?

Think you're pure in heart?

Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

[–] CompostMaterial 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I really think there is a 0% chance that he hasn't fucked Ivanka.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago

*raped, he would have raped her.

I'm sure all guys talk about how much their partner reminds them of their daughter (according to Stormy Daniels which I believe) how presidential

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

She definitely had some underwear go missing

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[–] FrowingFostek 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think he's just getting weirder in his old age. So weird, you don't know what he'll do, maybe he'll kiss that wet spot on the couch next.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 18 points 4 months ago

Demented, grotesque, evil, foul-smelling.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Calling Trump "weird" is like calling Putin "weird". I mean, yeah, I guess technically you're correct, but it's a massive understatement at best, and at worst it focuses on the wrong things. People don't dislike Trump because he's weird. It's because he's dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It's a better strategy than labeling him dangerous. The latter would make his supporters go "Fuck yeah he is! Watch out libtards!" The "weird" angle attacks his credibility.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I think the idea is to not be afraid of Trump, because fear is what the Republicans want.

[–] bitchkat 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Its also classic Minnesota passive aggressive which is fitting since it came from Governor Walz.

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[–] ZILtoid1991 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but the "dangerous" label is easier to sell to your own voter base in the style of "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy".

[–] HowManyNimons 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it makes people vote against him, I'll allow it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate this line of attack. I am sympathetic to weirdness. Weird people rule.

This guy is a fascist, and a rapist.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah but there are subsets to weirdness, Trump is weird in the uncle touchy who isnt allowed near children sort of way. Not uncle jacknife who knows how to make IEDs sort of way.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Trump would be a great President if America was a TV Show I could just sort of turn on and laugh at and then turn off again.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Make it like The Truman Show and let him believe, that he is indeed president.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The idea has been pitched before, and I believe its a good one

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[–] Madison420 17 points 3 months ago

Tamest Ivanka photo, he's literally on tape talking about how his admiration with his preteen daughters breasts. Not only on tape but video... That was televised... Intentionally and internationally.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Good genes, very good genes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

What a weird pitiful old man. He should drop out of the presidential race

[–] tacosplease 13 points 3 months ago

The flag hugging event sticks out for me more than anything else he did. Like WTF was going on there? Dude had to be barred out of his mind on Xanax or something.

You can't tell me he wasn't high. Like. Really fucking high. I've felt that silly before but never without enhancers of some sort.

He's unfit to be an independent adult let alone the leader of the free world.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

How is he evenstanding upright in that last pic? He's defying gravity!

[–] Viking_Hippie 22 points 4 months ago

You'd think so, except his ass has its own zip code 😄

[–] homesweethomeMrL 12 points 4 months ago

“He stands like the front half of a centaur”

Centaurs don’t usually wear big plastic girdles though.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I can’t get over the one where he looks like a howler monkey.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 6 points 3 months ago

The picture second from the top on the right should have been the end of it.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 6 points 3 months ago

I think "creepy" is a far better word honestly

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