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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Because it’s a huge undertaking and there are different times for ballot eligibility in every one of the 50 states. When do you think the candidate would be chosen? This week? Ready in the wings already and on the ballots?

These bureaucracies move at such a slow pace there was legitimate concern that BIDEN wouldn’t be on the ballot in time because the DNC wasn’t moving quick enough. That was months ago.

Furthermore there’s the wheels of public opinion and moving those in lockstep with the speed it would take to create an alternative is something that takes so long that candidates often begin campaigning the year before the primaries.

There is no other candidate and this is not a personal take but a logistical one. It’s too late.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Actually pointless. Like, not a figure of speech. It’s too late to legally position a new candidate. It would be challenged. The Heritage foundation is already priming legal challenges, and who was that who owned the courts, again?

Let’s imagine that he does step down. How would everyone agree on where to vote next? What’s the process to get them in the running again? What’s your guess on the timeline to do that unassailably vs serious legal opponents?

I wonder what I would do if I were running a campaign for a felon and I needed to make it happen no matter what. I don’t have a good candidate but I do have propaganda networks and I do own judges everywhere, and my opposition has a hard time agreeing with each other, and they crumple apart like tissue paper on basic purity tests, and their candidate is old and has a stutter- his only seeming drawbacks that play to the media.

I wonder what I could do to improve my position and involve my only remaining power assets.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I wanted to dislike this comment but it was shockingly coherent. And correct. Perhaps too coherent and correct, for some.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Closest I could think of is the Stealth Banana: https://youtu.be/1o_8b31GRnU?si=jcjFe72bAen1DTYa

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

And so they are implying the hierarchy of your categories is reversed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cool. Agreed. Spending all day churning out memes about it sounds like a job though, huh? Wonder if it pays well.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (19 children)

When all you want is for Trump to win, but your only winning strategy in the playbook is what Reagan did to fuck over Carter back in 1980. Gotta drive those social media vibes and it worked once, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Plus you don’t owe that guy’s links a view just to respond to a comment. What nonsense

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh my goodness, you’re here now! You were always so amazing on Reddit! Welcome :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Thanks kelvin, day old user, for posting this.

I am very interested in how stupid or feeble politicians can be. What a great topic. I’m eagerly awaiting the glut of posts about other clearly old or stupid candidates, such as Trump, or Trump, or Trump, or maybe Trump. Who knows, maybe we’ll even get a little Trump.

What about feeble AND incompetent AND cruel? Oh I guess no “Biden old lol” posts in that one, huh? Well, there’s got to be some. What do we have left? Is it Trump? And Trump? Oh hey, what about Trump? Well, whaddaya know.

Great job new guy! Great topic!