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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Fucking autocorrect had it as 'rage'

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[–] ummthatguy 51 points 3 months ago
[–] MHanak 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MHanak 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] roguetrick 7 points 3 months ago

Behold, dog.

[–] nifty 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Carpet has cracks and pitting?

[–] nifty 2 points 3 months ago

That’s what it looked like to me, admittedly I didn’t look too hard or carefully when I first glanced at it

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

6/10

I would give more because of the bird, but you asked to ignore it...

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that a Fleshlight I spy?

[–] Cosmos7349 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 22 points 3 months ago

Gobbles nervously

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Gobble gobble motherfucker

[–] Diplomjodler3 14 points 3 months ago

Great cable management!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

(⁠┛⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Edit: (⁠ヘ⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s a fucking sexy turkey.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔

[–] Thcdenton 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oh, he's soloing all right...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You can't just ignore the bird when bird is equal to or greater than the word smh head!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

bachelor/10

[–] Coreidan 7 points 3 months ago

9/10. I’d have given it a 10 but I didn’t see any lube. You got the fleshlight and tissues ready but no lube.

[–] sheogorath 7 points 3 months ago

0.5/10 without the birb. 17/10 with the birb.

[–] papalonian 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard

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[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 3 months ago

That is the most creative way I've ever seen to win the Chicken Game.

[–] Agrivar 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why do images from slrpnk.net always appear broken to me?

If I try to open just the image in another tab, I get:

Secure Connection Failed

An error occurred during a connection to slrpnk.net. PR_END_OF_FILE_ERROR

Error code: PR_END_OF_FILE_ERROR

The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.
Please contact the website owners to inform them of this problem.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's outside my wheelhouse, but I've brought it to poVoq's attention. Thanks for the ping.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, you are the first person complaining about this and I can't seem to replicate it either.

What browser and operating system (incl. version) are you using?

[–] Agrivar 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Firefox 127.0.2 with uBlock Origin (and many other extensions) on Windows 10 Pro, Version 21H2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hmm, those should be all fine, but maybe another extension is the issue? Since you likely have it installed anyways, can you check if the images load in a clean Edge or Chromium browser?

[–] Agrivar 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Edge 126.0.2592.102 with no extensions:

Hmmm… can't reach this page It looks like slrpnk.net closed the connection Try:

Checking the connection Checking the proxy and the firewall ERR_CONNECTION_CLOSED

essentially the same error in Chrome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So the entire page fails to load? Very odd. You run something like Pihole to filter the entire network traffic?

[–] Agrivar 1 points 3 months ago

Nothing at all is filtering the home network, I'm ashamed to admit. It's just a Comcast modem with 4 computers plugged into its ethernet lines.

[–] Agrivar 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Could it be HTTPS-everywhere causing it? Not that I'll disable that just to see some memes, but at least I'll know what's going on...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No, the images are clearly served over HTTPS here. I suspect it might be a disagreement over the exact version of TLS being used as I admit my configuration of that is a bit amateurish, but you must have configured some rather extreme hardening measures for that to have such a result.

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[–] PlantDadManGuy 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

PC tower on the floor. 0/10

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why take up desk space? Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust and have a bunch more space?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust

Exactly, if you're not putting it on the desk, at least throw some dunnage under it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

man of culture

[–] Etterra 3 points 3 months ago

I'm afraid I can't ignore that bipedal robot.

[–] Passerby6497 2 points 3 months ago

What's with the naked white skeletor on the desk.

[–] NorthWestWind 2 points 3 months ago

Yes. You have space. You won already

[–] Siethron 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that a radio tv on top of the dresser in the mirror?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bird is the word ?

[–] OrderedChaos 1 points 3 months ago

Supposedly the top edge of your monitor should be just above your forehead so you don't hurt your neck looking upward/downward.

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 3 months ago

Never too early to prep for the holidays

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