Yeah.... Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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Twitter formatting sucks ass.
Reading order:
4th (first post)
2nd (second post down)
1st (third post down)
3rd (last post)
What ? No, it's 3 2 4 1
If you're talking chronological that is
This diagram helps to show that you and Hadriscus agree on the order of the posts, but not on how to describe it. That's pretty interesting to me.
- 4, 2, 1, 3 -- labeling the posts from top to bottom with which order they should then be read. So the first post is read forth, the second post is read second, etc.)
- 3, 2, 4, 1 -- listing the order that the posts should be read if they were understood to be labelled in 1-4 top-down. So we should read the third post first, the second post second, forth post third, ...
Exactly haha, they are both arguing the same point because they used different numbering scheme!
The fact that we have gotten this confused is all the evidence I need to change how this works.
Simplest solution is to change the layout from:
- Profile
- Attachments /screenshots / replies
- Text
To
- Attachments /screenshots / replies
- Text
- Profile
hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn
You're right
The fact that neither can agree on how to describe it yet agreeing on what is so wrong in the first place is just an additional data point on how stupid Twitter numbering is. I find that fascinating.
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Or is it 3 2 4 1
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You know what else kills a human? Forcing them to give birth even if they are not healthy enough to do so.
If you are going to make talking points at least be cohesive.
Apparently, water also burns
As someone that has experience pouring boiling hot pasta water over my feet I can confirm that it indeed burns.
Water is wet because people think water is wet.
Water is wet when touching water
I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.
lake junior
What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I'm so confused. Who shot first
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Well played. Now let's have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!
A little incest, a little beastiality; but who's counting? I guess not the ones who believe that... because, ya know... they can't count.
BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!
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Water touches water and therefore makes it wet
Killing humans who have no nervous system is fine. It's only immoral if the human is a person
Wetness it as a property liquid can only give to another thing, not to itself. When water touches water, you simply have more water.
That's not true
denying it doesn't change the fact :(
I maintain that debating fetal personhood is a huge mistake because it goes down a philosophical road where you can't clearly define things like when someone feels pain.
There is a much simpler reason to make abortion legal- for the same reason it is not legal to harvest a corpse's organs without the person's consent before they die or the reason you can't be forced to donate a kidney. Being forced to use your organs for someone else's benefit against your will is illegal in every other situation. Even if it means a human will die without them. That doesn't matter if it is something that will eventually develop into someone with full human rights or if it has them already. It's just not relevant. It's about the rights of the person whose body will be used.
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The gales of November came early this year.
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