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[–] AnUnusualRelic 107 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That dragon can't even spell, I wouldn't trust its baking.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the correct spelling in draconic

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

interesting that draconic is a close derivative of one of the germanic languages

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Other way around! That's why there are dragons in the Völsunga Saga and Beowulf. This is historical fact I'm pretty sure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I can only trust someone named like DragonTypeWyvern for these sensitive topics!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 25 points 2 months ago

Clearly not a bookwyrm.

[–] AeonFelis 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dragons live even longer than elves. They can't be bother to properly learn the spelling of all the words every time a human civilization destroys itself and a new one rises with a new language.

[–] FordBeeblebrox 4 points 2 months ago

Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That was slick...

You, you work for the company?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This belongs to my instance. 😭

[–] nifty 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Which one, inquiring minds would like to know 👀

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The one in their username?

[–] nifty 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You expect me to read!?! Fuck

[–] Klear 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, Mr. nifty. I expect you to die.

[–] nifty 13 points 2 months ago

I am already dead inside so 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Your instance is the address behind the @. So yours is lemmy.world, theirs is, fittingly, yiffit.net.

[–] nifty 2 points 2 months ago

I feel so worldly

[–] Iron_Lynx 5 points 2 months ago

Crossposting across instances is a thing, so go ahead and do just that 👍

[–] Thcdenton 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] nifty 7 points 2 months ago

Cmon man, dragon kun is just trying to share his love of baked goods with the masses 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I need to know where this came from.

Edit: Channel name is Bread Boys on Youtube. Of course I find it right after I post....

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I mean hey, dragon with a passion for cooking and looks like a penchant for dressing with panache, if they've got the right personality I'd call that a catch!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] nifty 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Which loaf of bread do you want to be?

[–] roguetrick 17 points 2 months ago

Some sort of northern European rye with rocket/arugula.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Whichever kind that nice lady wants to have intercourse with

[–] Sam_Bass 20 points 2 months ago

So put a bun in her oven

[–] feedum_sneedson 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's as simple as you can get drawing a back yet it's weirdly exciting

[–] nifty 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s the little back dimples I think

[–] Noodle07 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Etterra -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Something is seriously wrong with that woman.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uh, yeah, she's underfucked?

[–] Noodle07 5 points 2 months ago

Could someone have the decency to fuck her brain's out?