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Police said 34 new Tesla Cybertrucks were damaged. The owner parked the exotic cars in a parking lot in Fort Lauderdale. 

In an apparent vendetta against Elon Musk, a vandal, or vandals spray-painted an expletive and his name — “F--- Elon” — on the ostentatious electric trucks starting at over $80,000 each. 

“It was just one row and then it was a second row, and then a third row and a fourth row,” Adam Docktor, who works nearby, said.

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[–] FoolishSage 234 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The reason they stopped at 34 cybertrucks is because vandalizing any more would make it a federal crime. You can read up on this by googling "cybertruck rule 34"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I got curious and tried it. What does this mean?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Well when two cybertrucks love each other very much...

[–] errer 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I had thought it was because only 34 cybertrucks existed in Florida

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I mistook the trucks for dumpsters.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 20 points 5 months ago

Ah, Cyberdumpsters, please. Branding, and that.

[–] Sterile_Technique 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blumpkinhead 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's the past tense of mistake.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think they are saying that it wasn’t a mistake. lol

[–] Fedizen 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think they are saying the cybertrucks are dumpsters

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Agreed, that’s what I was going for

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Police said 34 new Tesla Cybertrucks were damaged.

By Friday afternoon, the graffiti had been wiped off.

Social media influencers and passersby stopped to snap photos.

Fort Lauderdale police are now investigating the case.

What a rollercoaster

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

So I take it the trucks are now piles of rust then?

As before when they were merely potential piles of rust.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The spray paint on those was about as weather resistant as a the "stainless" steel

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just for info, spray paint you buy in shops now is shit because it's basically water based

Under no circumstances should you search online for "2K" spray paint as it's a two part paint, almost like epoxy resin and would be almost impossible to remove from a shitty pile of junk

[–] commandar 36 points 5 months ago

Also worth noting: 2K is incredibly toxic and regular paint filter masks are useless for preventing it from getting into your lungs. It's supposed to be used while wearing positive pressure ventilated PPE.

Probably not the best choice for redecoration on the move.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

If i remember correctly the old spray paint is banned in a bunch of places because of graffiti.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 64 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Some say vandalized, others say upgraded.

[–] turbowafflz 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they were just trying to help tesla by demonstrating the concept of painting vehicles since tesla doesn't seem to understand it very well

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Amateurs. You don't spray paint them, they'll just clean it off.

What you do, is place a stencil with “fuck Elon” on them, spray rust protective clear lacquer over the general area, and remove the stencil.

They won't notice until the next time it rains, when the words will show up in bright rust orange, much more harder to remove than any spray paint, and much harder to trace to you.

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[–] Buffalox 54 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Apart from the painting, it's interesting that Tesla needs to rent space to store Cybertrucks! Maybe it's not selling so hot?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

I think they have a delivery hold on it right now for some issue they have to fix, again!

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[–] FlyingSquid 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Well if they can hold spray cans, they definitely have wrists, so I suggest the justice system give them a good hard slap if they get caught.

Edit: I wonder- am I pissing off Cybertruck lovers or people who think this deserves a harsh punishment (or just people who have never heard the phrase 'a slap on the wrist')?

[–] Buffalox 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I think you were downboted for "hard slap", when obviously it should just at most be a soft slap.

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That sort of thing is what appeals are for, silly!

[–] Buffalox 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

But Trump says that just sitting in court is already cruel and unusual punishment, so idk?

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 5 months ago

Only if the AC is on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

A finger waggle, perhaps.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, now I have to say fuck ten time to balance out the five censored fucks in this fucking post. Fuck this fucking noise, you're allowed to say fuck on the fucking internet for fuck's sake. Fuck.

[–] pageflight 14 points 5 months ago

Thankfully electrek.co has the uncensored version.

defaced trucks

[–] snekerpimp 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Made them look better IMO. Probably raised the value of it too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There are a few basic lifepaths you can pick in Cyberpunk; corpo, nomad, and street kid.

Corpos wouldn't be caught dead in a truck like that. It's all about smooth lines and luxury.

For a proper Street Kid look, that thing should be covered in Graffiti and random tags. So yes, these tagged trucks do look better in my opinion as well

For a Nomad look, random shit needs to be soldered to the truck, battle car/mad max style. This is probably the best look for that abomination IMO.

Lagniappe: Paint it all black and add some fake rocket launchers to the back for that Militech look.

[–] teft 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only gonks drive cybertrucks.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

so proud of my boy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man I think he went that way 👉

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, just missed him, now he's over 👈 thataway!

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[–] afraid_of_zombies 16 points 5 months ago

Well at least they are partially painted now which should help with the rust.

[–] Crampon 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm lost. Why is the word Fuck sensorer both on image and text? What's going on? With the sensoring there's no way to know what's true and not. Maybe they wrote love Elon. No one knows.

[–] enkille 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Definitely an upgrade, it softens the metal brick look.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Etching fluid would be a better choice, take .002-.003” off over the course of a night and no one would know until the sun hit it just right.

Might need a battery if you want to speed things up, but I think it’d work for a quick tag too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Good thing they’re stainless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Beautiful 🥹

[–] Confused_Emus 11 points 5 months ago

Parking that much merchandise in one spot - might I suggest hiring a security guard or two? Maybe at least a fence and gate?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

30 cybertrucks, one owner? Fucking spiders georg here

[–] Snapz 7 points 5 months ago

Made your daddy proud... Proud...

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