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[–] Got_Bent 69 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Gomez lives off generational wealth and thus spends his time culturing himself with dance, art, and seductive languages.

I work until it's not safe to drive home because I'm so tired and my eyes don't work. I crawl home on surface streets, collapse into bed for a brief nap, and get up to go do it again because the man needs his dollar.

My spirit may be willing, but my flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Idk man that sounds pretty macabre. Are you sure you're not going for a goth chick? /s

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 50 points 6 days ago

Some of y'all ain't worth gomez energy but ain't ready for that conversation

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sigh I had to tone it down cause i was "too much". I wasn't even trying hard. Literally holding back now but that how spouse wants it.

[–] MeanEYE 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Comments like these just make me believe my decision never to marry was a good one. I understand love is about compromise, but sacrificing freedom is not worth it, I don't think. You are who you are. Why would someone marry and then try to change their partner. Marry who you want not what you want them to be. Kind of backwards.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imo anyone who doesn't feel free in a marriage is doing it wrong. Compromise is for things like getting orange juice with some pulp because one likes lots and the other likes none, not compromising who you fundamentally are as a person.

Don't marry someone who doesn't appreciate the quirks that make you you.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You got it wrong. The spouse did mrry who they wanted, it's just not who OP is. The lesson should be "be yourself" not "Don't get married because then you can't be yourself".

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[–] rsuri 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I mean do girls actually like that thin moustache? And I feel like if I walked around in one of those velvet jacket things everyone would just be creeped out and/or think I'm wearing it inside out. And I'd be hot, like sweaty kind of hot.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can't speak to the pencil moustache, but that's a smoking jacket. It's meant to be worn indoors while smoking to keep the worst of the smell off of your clothes.

A smoking jacket is allowed to be more loud and flamboyant because it's only supposed to be worn in the house, so only your family and guests would see it. It's not exactly the thing one would wear out and about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Oh, that is rad. TIL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Gomez never went out in daylight. The jacket is meant for walking slowly through ancient graveyards.

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[–] Iheartcheese 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Is she truly a goth GF if she isn't big tiddy

[–] RubberElectrons 45 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The fact that "big titty goth girlfriend" is a phrase means that having big titties is not a requirement to be a goth girlfriend. No one says "athletic Olympic champion wrestler."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Apart from the Mediterranean Italian Roman philosopher Tautologous the Redundant

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't Tish like... the OG goth GF

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