massive_bereavement

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago

Same. I'm sad this man lost his partner, I hope at least they had a grand time together.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Something tells me the Goblin King might steal it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

And she had a fabulous house..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Welp, it's amazing how many accidents were caused by either running aground or crashing into another vessel, in an era where sensors are so common.

I guess telling how close stuff is underwater is hard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

She's a maaniac, maaniac on the dance flooor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's the only cheap fruit that I can use to make cake if it ripens too much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Do You Have the Slightest Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

lots'o'lines I see.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's say he sucked at least three per weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.

If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.

My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I do prefer vinegar and also wonder why people bother with other stuff for mirrors and glass surfaces.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Drink verification can.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yep, my only point is while it's drying the smell is less agreeable than other perfumed cleaning products.

 

In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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