If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it's:
JUMP
ON
THE
GOOMBA
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Holy shit that is a Goomba. It's just one of those images that the longer you look...
I dunno... it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that
When she asks "Can I have your name?", don't give it to her.
You're already dosed on forest chems, it's too late
Yo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.
You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
He's the first boss in a fromsoft game.
stay
Bring some iron and don't eat or drink anything you're offered
We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬
Assume I've been heavily drugged.
You mean more than usual?
so she's homeless?
Literally just admire it with my whole heart
ASK her if can move in
Plowing her garden
Frolick whimsically to the edge of the enchanted forest
Try the mushrooms
vibe with all the creatures
Lay off the drugs
Joint the fae in my new natural habitat
I've already explored the Haligtree. One more hour and I can follow her/him into the shadow realm.
Live in the forest as I was always meant to.
Actually, I'm more of a savannah cat but I'll take this
"Damn, bitch. You live like this?"
Smoke a spliff
Propose
Ask for a thigh pillow and head touches
Don't give her my name
Help myself to a snack
I stay. Forever.
go get my stuff and move in
that mushroom with the knife is gonna help you get rid of your extra kidney and lung
Oh, I didn't realize we were related. Put the kettle on and let's swap stories.
Smash
Apparently I get my name stolen.
I always wanted to be a witch in the woods. So I'm moving in, right?
I pull my dick out RIGHT NOW
implode.