Those prices aren't bad at all
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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I love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
I tried this recipe but felt it needed a little something so I swapped out the 2 cups of AP flour for canned rhubarb and that's just what it was missing! 5 stars
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What people think a typical English breakfast is:
What a typical English breakfast actually is:
Weekends Vs weekdays
If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you'll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
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Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Stop
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15 cups of coffee
I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
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Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk
I don't know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard
may i have a glass of water please
Incorrect, guess again.
This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.
Bacon thrice.
Coffee thrice.
I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...
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I think I will keep the 15 dollars.
Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.
15 coffees.
Eggs
Toast Toast Toast
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
2 milk
4 biscuit.
$6 is a steal.
Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day
Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.
Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.
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