zakobjoa

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[–] zakobjoa 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In Germany we have protection of pregnant people from when their doctor deems them unfit for work until delivery – continued payment of full wages. Two months after delivery with 70% wages and 12 months to split between both parents, which can be taken together and stretched by taking half the money for twice as long. Until your child is six you may (with some exceptions) take unpaid leave for parenting. Your employer has to keep your position for you. Childcare from 1 till school is affordable (ca. 250€/M). Healthcare is paid as a percentage from your income (ca. 15%) and has very little extra cost. You get 250€ per child per month just for having a child. Tax credits. If you are still struggling: Assistance for rent, school materials, clothing and more.

We have (compared to the US) pretty solid workers protection laws. We have a (not great but you won't starve) state pension. We have unemployment benefits, that don't run out (conditions apply). We don't have the weird Japanese shut-in young men on a scale that's worth a mention.

We also have one of the lowest birth rates in the world.

Yes, the oppressiveness of a capitalist society is a factor – Germany is far from free of that, and getting worse. But compared to the US we should be popping out babies like crazy. But it's emancipation of women and it's education, that afaik are the most decisive influences of a low birth rate.

[–] zakobjoa 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Where's the Dijon mustard then?!

[–] zakobjoa 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

We're not bringing groovy back. Period.

[–] zakobjoa 6 points 5 days ago

I need help

[–] zakobjoa 1 points 1 week ago

Der zweite Satz half, danke dir.

[–] zakobjoa 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Das muss mir jetzt Mal eine:r erklären.

[–] zakobjoa 60 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Hey, I'll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they're funny.

[–] zakobjoa 4 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing you're not from the Baltics.

[–] zakobjoa 1 points 1 week ago

This man's apartment is giving waiting room.

[–] zakobjoa 6 points 1 week ago

They were seaplanes, dummy.

[–] zakobjoa 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Ahornsirup? Ist da nicht immer Marmelade drin?

[–] zakobjoa 1 points 1 week ago

"Eierpfannkuchen" ist wahrer Zentrismus.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by zakobjoa to c/dm_academy
 

Hey gang.

I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic.

Right now – through the power of Plot™ – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that these artifacts belong in a museum.

And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that.

My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear).

I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this.

Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

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submitted 9 months ago by zakobjoa to c/android
 

Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

 

Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by zakobjoa to c/dm_academy
 

I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts.

I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12.

We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well.

Thank you all in advance.

 
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