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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by justlookingfordragon to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Just in case the direct link doesn't work properly: https://i.imgur.com/IgbRs9y.mp4

~~PS: The mushy thing they're standing on might be a cluster of Giant Salvinia, a floating water plant that can create extemely buoyant "islands" up to 60 cm thick.~~

EDIT: More likely a floating mat (Thanks again!)

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yea it gives me serious pool-cover vibes. Not something I'd want to mess with

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Given its been identified as likely being a floating mat, which are apparently environmentally protected and present a risk of drowning.. I'd say there's a lot of stupid choices happening in this video.

[–] dingus 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't go to natural bodies of water much. Why does it have a drowning risk?

As someone in a warm climate, I'd be terrified of brain eating amoebas. Based on the foliage in the background though I'd bet they live in a cooler climate with much less risk of that.

[–] Demdaru 2 points 2 weeks ago

I may mistake it with something but basically, it can trap you underwater. It's muddy so you can get stuck and...well. Recall the part where they stand on slowly sinking part.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Those fuckers are fucking fit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

What ailments might one get from this? If any?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago
[–] AnUnusualRelic 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I already am.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

probably a lot of leeches in that lake

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wetness, obviously

[–] MisterFrog 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be worried of the same outcome as pushing someone's face into a cake without checking for cake supports.

Random twig in the right orientation, haha there goes your eye.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m imagining all the leeches :shudder:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think it's Giant Salvinia, looks more like a floating mat to me.

[–] justlookingfordragon 9 points 3 weeks ago

Oh...yeah, that does look a lot closer to it. Thanks for pointing it out ^^ I'm going to edit the post.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This seems like some shit dudes from 10,000 years ago would be doing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

This video is from 8841 years ago, so pretty good guess!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dafuq were they burning at the end there?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

They're in the right place to get peat

[–] SwordInStone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

do you have a version without music?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Lol why did Imgur give me a porn warning for this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sound on, folks, it's a good time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is fucking glorious and I look forward to having the opportunity to try it. The whole idea of a back flip to face plant is hilarious.

A shame about the music, the sounds are fantastic!

[–] HarbingerOfTomb 7 points 3 weeks ago

These bros had way too much fun that day.

[–] nifty 7 points 3 weeks ago

Kinda wholesome

[–] Lawnman23 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I could do this but the fact is I don’t even like to eat pizza with my hands I could never just dive in mud, well certainly not with the face.

[–] samus12345 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone know the song? SoundHound and now playing failed me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'mm'a need a gif of the two guys, arm-in-arm, sinking slowly into the lake. I smell a new meme format.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ill bet Toilet Truck and Baby Duff will be there in no time.