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[–] [email protected] 121 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The middle one got that magneto haircut

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox 10 points 6 months ago

I'll take both!

[–] [email protected] 113 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ameancow 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

TIL I am actually radicalized because I would prefer catgirls.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

When furries fooled the world into thinking wanting to bang shit with ears tails and personalities like animals was okay because... They aren't completely a cat so it's fine okay. Just ears, tails, some personality is fine. Neko!

Okay a little fur is fine too sometimes... Oh and some claws maybe. Okay we may as well loop in animal horny too.

Thesamething.jpg

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[–] MyPornViewingAccount 85 points 6 months ago

Is there a sign up sheet?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago

Finally a project I can stand ~~behind~~ in front

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Diplomjodler3 44 points 6 months ago

Can confirm. Am filthy godless librul.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] uservoid1 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Aug 2020 Reddit post:

The person who made this is the guy on the couch, the caption is from his Twitter post and was sacarsm. They're all cis girls

https://web.archive.org/web/20200824155951/https://twitter.com/big_rich_rodney/status/1297910077320396801

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

But do they smoke weed

[–] TheBat 38 points 6 months ago

Yes please🥵🥵🥵

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

I finally look forward to the future.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Where do I sign?

[–] assassin_aragorn 24 points 6 months ago

I volunteer as tribute.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Someone's gotta keep those tattoo artists employed!

[–] Etterra 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So this is where those three Weed Smoking Girlfriends ended up.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Is this a subtle 3/5 reference or why isn't there 5 black women?

[–] themeatbridge 43 points 6 months ago

You've already put more thought into it than anyone involved in the production.

Most likely they just didn't want to pay two more women.

[–] psmgx 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] hperrin 15 points 6 months ago

I’ll take your entire stock.

[–] thorbot 15 points 6 months ago

As long as they have dicks, yes this is the dream

[–] Sam_Bass 14 points 6 months ago

Play nice and we can all have the futures we want. Dont play nice and all bets are off

[–] Mr_Wobble 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man, put some effort in the title. Just a little. This is one lazy step away from "Title" or "Rule" or "..."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 6 months ago

Clam sandwich?

[–] librejoe 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i just want to program on my laptop. yall need to goto horny jail

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 11 points 6 months ago

Brb. Gonna make a “blue wave.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Nah, I want it to be me on the couch.

[–] ikidd 7 points 6 months ago

Death by snu-snu.

[–] NightShot 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Looks like any guys dream until they get their dragon strap-ons... :-/

[–] Theharpyeagle 10 points 6 months ago

You don't know the same guys I know

[–] lord_admiral 6 points 6 months ago

Author, please draw more.

[–] cley_faye 4 points 6 months ago

Only three? PITCHFORKS!

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