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[–] Iheartcheese 129 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sonic the Hedgehog is left alone and not sexualized for like....10 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that

[–] SkyezOpen 39 points 5 months ago

They actually have protocols where too many sonic porn artists are not allowed on the same flight to prevent just such a tragedy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I've been laughing at this comment for two days now.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

All tech knowledge is lost and the world is sent back to the stone age within 10 years as everything stops working and nobody can fix it.

[–] SpaceNoodle 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The day I found out that our intern was a furry was the day I realized the weirdos are finally winning.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Mayor in the bathroom scene from Fight Club, but it's furries instead of just a group of men having a mid-life crisis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'd watch the shit out of that movie.

[–] slaacaa 67 points 5 months ago (2 children)

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

[–] ichbinjasokreativ 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] scarilog 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A+ on the imagery alone, but through all the sexual metaphors I wasn't able to tell who the actual characters were in this story...? Is it a plane and another plane?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes it is. This is porn for airplanekin. You can find a surprising amount of it online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Or so you've heard

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Sentient airplanes are such adorable creatures

[–] ekZepp 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This picture is basically the homepage on bluesky.

[–] Nobody 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So north korea is trying to set us back to the 1970?

[–] Duamerthrax 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would level the playing field.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mate its gonna have SEVERE impact on our worldwide IT department there would be server outages and software expliots eveywhere

[–] Duamerthrax 2 points 5 months ago

It's a joke about North Korea being stuck at a 1970's tech level. I don't want it to happen.

[–] KittyCat 29 points 5 months ago

Its weird seeing a meme and knowing several people in it.

[–] MehBlah 4 points 5 months ago

Definite arch territory.

[–] EvolvedTurtle 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wait is it the lack of MLP that delays Linux or is it the only being delayed up to a month because of the lack of mlp

[–] flames5123 8 points 5 months ago

I took it as bronies and furries work together on Linux distros, so you’re missing half the team, not the full team.

But most bronies I know are getting into the furry fandom, myself included.

[–] StaySquared 1 points 5 months ago

All I can imagine is a slow clap.

[–] psmgx 1 points 5 months ago

Imagine the smell on that plane