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[-] [email protected] 130 points 4 weeks ago

Imagine waking up after a wild bender with a pair of hyperrealistic nipples tattooed on your asscheeks

[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 weeks ago
[-] FlyingSquid 6 points 4 weeks ago

It's not normal to have them tattooed on your ass cheeks, but that's exactly why this person is learning to do it. Gotta do something about those nipple-free asses.

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[-] disguy_ovahea 46 points 4 weeks ago

Big Joe Kaplan from Big Joe & Sons started doing this in the early ‘90s. They’re one of the oldest parlors in NY. Incredible guy. He’s a legend in the business.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago

Coverups usually need to be larger and darker than the initial tattoo unless your artist is really good at camouflage. But, free tattoo, so if the tattoo you want fit those parameters and you like the artist anyway it’d be worth it.

[-] captainlezbian 33 points 4 weeks ago

Hell, I can totally imagine people who’d love a nipple tattoo on their leg

[-] BigDaddySlim 18 points 4 weeks ago

Honestly I'd do it just so I could see people's confusion and double takes when I wear shorts

[-] AFKBRBChocolate 14 points 4 weeks ago

I don't have any tattoos, but a pair of nipples on my shoulder blades is fully within the parameters of the kind of tattoo I'd get if I got one (two).

[-] SpaceNoodle 7 points 4 weeks ago
[-] captainlezbian 10 points 4 weeks ago

I was going to say I know a woman who’d totally go for that, but that’s not true, I know at least two and several maybes

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

especially with this story

[-] garbagebagel 16 points 4 weeks ago

The cover up is gonna be a pair of titties lol

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Theres a tattoo artist near me who does this for free. And is really good at what she does

[-] [email protected] 53 points 4 weeks ago

I remember this. Tat-for-tit.

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 weeks ago

I had coworker get breast reconstruction after a mastectomy. They made a nipple for her, I think from skin.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 4 weeks ago

Mine is also like this. During mastectomy they removed my nipples and grafted them back on. Looks perfectly natural.

[-] Entropywins 13 points 4 weeks ago

I just have a picture in my head of two nipples on ice...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

A friend of my mom's showed her that they'd moved her nipples to another part of her torso until she recovered from the original surgery and was ready to have implants and the nipples back on. But this was in the 70s and she only lived a couple more years, I don't know if she ever even got that surgery because of too much else going on trying to kill the cancer.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

I'm sorry, but I can't help imagining two nipples grafted right above a belly button to make a little 😮 face.

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[-] NikkiDimes 4 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry if this is too personal or anything. Feel free to ignore it, but I'm curious- do you retain sensation in them?

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[-] TehBamski 12 points 4 weeks ago

What a time to be alive.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Well if they used metal everyone would know.

And be extremely jealous.

[-] ZeroTHM 40 points 4 weeks ago

I dunno man, I think I'd ask to keep it instead of covering it. What a cool story to tell, while also helping someone who wants to help others.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, I tell everyone that's where my familiar drinks from.

[-] CascadianGiraffe 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah. I would totally get this ink if someone wanted to practice. No cover up needed.

[-] Zehzin 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'll have one on each buttcheek

[-] BluesF 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'd go both knees... I wouldn't do it but centre of forehead would be tempting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Also spreading the knowledge

[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I just immediately thought of the phrase "I need that like another asshole on my elbow" and now I want an asshole tattooed on my elbow that is as well done as this nipple.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Wait you’ve already got one asshole on your elbow?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

The way it is connected is pretty humerus

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Imagine the banter at the bar if you had that!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago

If the nipple is the part of the female boob that can't be exposed, does that mean if the nipple is removed and not replaced, they can walk around topless?

Also, wouldn't that tattoo on his leg also become taboo? If not, then a tattooed nipple on the boob would also be acceptable to show.

[-] Zehzin 21 points 4 weeks ago

You can always walk around topless and anyone who says otherwise is a cop

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

In countries with proper laws men and women are treated equally

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Chaotic good gang rise up

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

This is a wonderful horror. 💜

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas 5 points 4 weeks ago

Not seeing anything horrible or horrifying here. Personally I think it's great that a tattooist wants to help cancer survivors.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

But for now, it is a very realistic nipple on the side of that guy's leg, so I'm pretty sure it's gonna cause some heads to turn and some "what the fuck is that?"

[-] RedEyeFlightControl 7 points 4 weeks ago

The OP though, lol

A loaf of wegmans rosemary bread

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

There's artificial practice skin for learning how to tattoo.

[-] olutukko 5 points 4 weeks ago

those suck though. I have never heard anything good about them

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

There's legit medical stuff that's very realistic, but very expensive.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Why not? Could come in handy when you have kids.

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