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[-] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I read this as grasses and vacuums as in vacuum cleaners at first and was like ????

[-] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I think it would be extremely difficult to peel a lemon while wearing gloves

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

All of them are non-venomous, but there are a ridiculous amount of ball python breeders out there and animals in need of homes. I actually worry that some of the wild type ball pythons might be euthanized for no demand. Similarly, there are more retic breeders than people who can house them (aside from super dwarf localities) responsibly.

I think boas don't have quite the same over breeding problem as balls, but it's not hard to find one needing a home. Snakes live 20+ years. It's a big commitment.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

To carry on

They'll carry on

And though you're dead and gone, believe me

Your testicles will carry on

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Even if they are just trying to gather that information, immigration is the absolute wrong place to do it. So much is riding on this for the individuals coming in, and the fear that it might disqualify them when they were acting the way any good healthcare worker would is real.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It took me a minute to figure out who pudding fingers was. There are so many doughy politicians.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

No, they're allowed to be of colour. They just need to produce white sons somehow.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

But asking if they provided medical care to injured members of Hamas is beyond the pale. This isn't an application for a car loan, this is trying to escape an active war zone and cobble together some semblance. I doubt political affiliation came up during medical assessments, but even if it is the Geneva convention would forbid turning anyone away.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I read this as hats with nipples on them which I think could be a pretty funny protest for places that don't allow breast feeding.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

British humour, both lean into the absurd. I love them both, and can admit there are similarities.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Man I love cats and their little agendas and personal lives

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I do the daily wordle, but lately have been liking the murdle and the hexcodle.

I've tried worldle, but I'm crap at geography. Probably a reason I should play more, but thems be the breaks.

Any recommendations?

More Socks (
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/knitting

Apologies for the crinkly right off the needles mess. These are a gift and don't fit me, and I don't own sock blockers (yet).

Vanilla Socks but I made the cuff go straight into the heel because the recipient likes ankle socks.

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/knitting

Vanilla Sock by Crazy Sock Lady on magic loop in Estelle Sock twin crazy ball. Was not a huge fan of the yarn, as it is pretty splitty and a little rough but you guys I did it! I made my first ever pair of socks! And the rusticness of the yarn helps hide my beginner mistakes lol

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/knitting

I'm the crocheter who asked where to start learning to knit a few days ago. I'm now working on my first project.

I'm making a hat! Currently on my 5th row and absolutely hooked (forgive the crochet pun).

Question for knitters (
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/knitting

What was your first project? I've been dying to learn how to knit, with the eventual goal of making socks, but can't decide where or how to start.

I would consider myself an advanced beginner to intermediate crocheter, but when my mom tried to teach me to cast on for knitting I went cross eyed.

Where's a good place to start? What would you recommend needles-wise?

Edit: Thank you so much everyone for the advice!

I ordered size 7 circular knitting needles (bamboo) to start. I'm going to try a hat so that I can get some practice knitting in the round.

My needles don't get here until Tuesday, and I can't walk at the moment, so I'm practicing casting on with chopsticks!

Thanks again

Ghostie Bag (
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Second ever bag, first time following a graph. Tons of fun. Now I have a bag to use for the next month and a half!

I really like the way the green turned out. I used scrap yarn so the white was actually a 3 instead of everything else which was a 4, and only have a 3.50 hook. Overall, still in love.

Pattern here:

I made a plushie! (
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I know the colour is light... long story. I hope you can still tell what it is!

Guess the animal (
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I made this as a gift, but long story short I don't have the right yarn colours or the right sized hook or the right eyes. So I improvised. Hoping it still reads as the animal I intended!

Ps. The recipient knows my current status and why I can't procure the correct yarn, etc. They'll still appreciate it I'm sure.

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The hobby is tiny octopus friends. Pattern by Mohu.

Dollar store yarn (labeled mini skein with no actual weight), 3.0mm hook. 6mm eyes.

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