Scubus

Point 1: this thing will definitely exist because we already see parallels to it

Point 2: this thing won't exist because there's no reason for it to

???

What if they respond with something twice as bad

Is the current president and former vice president capable of being president.... tough question.

Just build ur own os from binary, its barely an inconveniance

Its a referance to a greentext from yesterday

Back in the day, the trick was when you owe the customer, say, 78 cents, you short them a quarter and only give them 53 cents. You still take that quarter out of the till, you just hold it with your pinkie so the cameras cant see it while you hand the rest of the change to the customer. If they notice they got shorted, you just say "oh sorry" and reopen the till to hand them the quarter thats still in your pinkie. But if they dont notice, you just made a quarter. This relies on you being able to memorise who youve shorted and not short the same person multiple times without a long time in between, because then people start to get sus

Fucking lmao "they dissolved their press office"

My uncle went to job core to become a security guard and they oc sprayed him.

bro..

Bruh in that photo that cindom coukd fit an apple! What is finland eating???

Im autistic

Haha, divorce bad, domestic abuse charges go brrr