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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your jncos may be frayed and soaked, but the Slim Shady LP just came out and you're off to the theater with friends to see The Matrix.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] kautau 21 points 1 month ago

And a year later hybrid theory comes out and 11 year old me is convinced there will never be a better album

[–] Chainweasel 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We called it soggy bottoms! In the winter as it dried sometimes it would leave a salt line 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hot damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Mine got so raggedy that my toe caught in the hem. Fell down a hill and tore a tendon in my foot.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (10 children)

1999? Did bell-bottoms have a come-back in 99? I remember a brief spurt, but the heyday of bell bottoms was in the 70's.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I don't know that I'd call them bell-bottoms like the ones in the 70s (with skinny/normal legs, then large at the bottom). Pants in this style in the 90s and early 00s were really baggy all over and frequently dragging on the ground.

[–] OhmsLawn 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, cut very low, below the hips.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They were so comfortable. I miss them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Believe me, the 70's ones did too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

At least the 70s had big platform shoes to keep them off the floor.

[–] Chainweasel 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah they were huge when I was in school, but I'm pretty sure the first pair are JNCOs

[–] TropicalDingdong 14 points 1 month ago

bell-bottoms have a come-back in 99

Kind-of. Think Austin Powers, Spice Girls, TLC, Oasis, Doc Martins. The late 90's definitely had some aspects that looked like a cultural revival of the 1960s that came out of slacker/ dropout culture.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy wow. They just took 70's pants and turned the dial aaall the way up, didn't they?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then they stuck a wheel in our shoe.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fuck are those prices? 2k bucks for pants?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's because they're for a niche now. I don't remember them breaking the bank when I got them. More expensive than Levi's sure but they definitely added a zero.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

No, these are not bellbottoms. They're just pants with huge legs, there were shorts like that too. It was a fad in the late 90s

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 10 points 1 month ago

Yes, but we called them "boot flairs."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the late 90's, jeans with gigantic legs were in for both genders, IIRC jeans that were tight/normal down to the knee and then went completely conical down to a huge cuff were called "flares." Or you had the JNCO style 'eight sizes too big" parachute pants look, which was somehow completely separate to the "hammer pants" thing.

The early 2000s had their own take on bell bottoms. Unlike 60's70's bell bottoms which were worn much higher up on the waist, were fairly baggy their entire length with kind of ruffled cuffs worn by both sexes, 21st century bell bottoms were pretty much only a female thing, they were worn much lower at the waist overlapping the "hip hugger" trend, and were worn fairly tight down to lower calf and then had a significantly curved trumpet bell shaped cuff to cover the upper of the shoe but not sweep the floor like 90's parachute pants. Meanwhile guys wore a lot of boot cut carpenter jeans that all had that pointless hammer loop on the left leg.

[–] Crack0n7uesday 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It's not pointless if you work in a trade, I used to hang paint brushes on them sometimes, but yeah, I don't really wear them except a few times in the past I had manual labor jobs before I finished college.

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[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They did at my school, bell bottoms were huge in 99-2000 but died a quick death around 01.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We never referred to them as bell bottoms but by their brand name; Jncos. And they were rather popular for a subsect of teenage/young adult culture in the late 90s/early 2000s.

[–] Mozingo 9 points 1 month ago

Jncos are absolutely not bell bottoms. Bell bottoms are tight at the top.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It was some point in the 90s. 94-95 maybe. It was brief, because they were, and always had been, a bad idea.

[–] chiliedogg 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My high school janitor said he loved them because he didn't have to sweep the halls as often.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bellbottoms were literally designed to avoid getting wet by being easy to roll up...ms bell or perhaps mr bottom is rolling in their grave.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These are not really bellbottoms, the whole leg is big.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah aren't the pictures above of "flares" rather than bell bottoms?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

As someone with stubby, short legs, I'm always partying like it's 1999.

[–] TheDoozer 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In contrast, I tried to buy a pair of "relaxed fit" men's jeans at Target a few years back, fit properly-to-a-little-loose around the waist, and I couldn't zip them up and have male genitalia at the same time. Had to triple check they were supposed to be for men.

Yeah, I got a bit of an ass on me, but I ain't a pear. Most relaxed they had were still skinny jeans. Makes me miss my hand-me-down D-Lux jeans (we were poor, couldn't afford Jncos... or new pants for the youngest child, apparently).

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I graduated HS in 2000 and never really saw more than a very small handful of people wear JNCOs. I’m in northern Virginia though so maybe they just weren’t as popular around here. Didn’t see any JNCOs up in the Toronto area either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I graduated in 2005, and by then bell bottoms on girls were back in fashion; they didn't quite hit the ground, there was just a little bit of the sole of her tennis shoe and a bit of toe visible. I kinda liked that look, then we went with 20 years of "heat shrink that ends an inch above the ankle" for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"heat shrink that ends an inch above the ankle" for some reason.

Pretty sure the reason is butts

[–] Soggy 2 points 1 month ago

You can have it tight in the butt and loose below the knee.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just asked my wife who graduated 2001. She says they were popular late middle school/early HS which would have been like 96–98. I was in Canada at that time so makes sense I wouldn’t have noticed.

I remember the bell bottoms coming back. Big fan of the 2000s remix version.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I still want them, with my hair I could whip up cool Disco Stu cosplay.

[–] Thcdenton 6 points 1 month ago

Ahhhh I remember and I hate remembering

[–] nifty 6 points 1 month ago

That’s why you gotta pair those with the right footwear

[–] masterbaexunn 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lots of people talking about JNCO. But honestly kikwear had superior jeans and they had a stash pocket to get drugs in to raves. And Sutters were a stitch above the rest

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[–] faceula 4 points 1 month ago

They're called *piss flickers" for a reason.

[–] Everythingispenguins 4 points 1 month ago

But there was a cool mammoth on the back pocket

[–] Alpha71 3 points 1 month ago

To this day I do not know why tailors insist, when hemming pants, that the cuff must touch the ground. I always insist on it being a minimum of 2-3cm off the ground because of this very reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The solution here was to live in a desert. I only had issues when visiting snow covered places or anywhere it rained.

[–] blazeknave 2 points 1 month ago

Dirty Manhattan slush snow shit during high school winters.. and then fiddle with the strings hanging off...

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