[-] Crack0n7uesday 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My neighbors brothers uncle JimBob knows JoJo so I know it's true.

[-] Crack0n7uesday 6 points 7 hours ago

I think there's a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that...

[-] Crack0n7uesday 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Mann Shorts, so the story line is presented in d&d format...


[-] Crack0n7uesday 17 points 19 hours ago

Cop: Ma'am, your BAC is .04, why were you driving so fast.

Florida woman: I'm getting married to a ferris wheel and I was trying to shave my legs on the way.

(This actually happened a long time ago)

[-] Crack0n7uesday 12 points 19 hours ago

But my uncle TimTom said it was true!

[-] Crack0n7uesday 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is the most click bait article I accidentally clicked on. I need to factory reset my phone after coming in contact with that website.

[-] Crack0n7uesday 0 points 1 day ago

That's pretty fucking close to "the final solution". Using Hitler's strategies isn't really a good look anymore.

[-] Crack0n7uesday 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The funny thing is Israel has money and weapons and they're not fighting literally Russia. They're not like Ukraine, they don't really need any extra help...

[-] Crack0n7uesday 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why isn't Israel the ones handing out aid? They're the invading force, one of the first rules of warfare is what to do with the displaced refugees. It would be very ironic if they used "the final solution" to this problem...

[-] Crack0n7uesday 5 points 1 day ago

There's a law that if you sue the government and win, they don't have to pay you. Good luck getting your millions, lol.

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