Wish granted! (lemmy.world)
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[-] toxicbubble 156 points 1 month ago

considering the dog's iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets

[-] [email protected] 119 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. ๐Ÿ˜

[-] lugal 22 points 1 month ago

Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

Absolutely, doesn't change the fact though, does it?

[-] DreamlandLividity 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe the dog is smart? ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Or all of the above ๐Ÿคฃ

[-] davidgro 9 points 1 month ago

In that case... Are you a spy and is your wife unusually strong?

If so, I wish your kid luck earning those Stella.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

damn ๐Ÿ’€

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Among other things.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Also kids are more like parasites than pets

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

That's some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.

[-] AngryCommieKender 8 points 1 month ago

You'd think that having a quicker than normal kid would be easier to raise, but no. I was walking and talking at 10 months, reading at 21 months, and in Montessori school by the age of 2. I was also probably the worst kid my parents raised.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

learning to say no at such an early age must have been actual torture for your parents

[-] lugal 3 points 1 month ago
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[-] Son_of_dad 6 points 1 month ago

Just cause your mum said that about you, doesn't mean it's true of all kids

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My mom never said that. I did find it written in some of her notes though.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago

The dog is not a pet, but some other guy who lives here.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

You misspelled the word cat.

[-] Aux 40 points 1 month ago

No, that's not a cat, that's a cat:

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

the second I read this comment my cat decided to see what my toe would taste like

[-] Wild_Mastic 12 points 1 month ago

Well, what does it taste like?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)


โ€”Sassy-Marie aka "The Baboo"

edit for cat tax:

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's the face of someone who has experienced the horrors of foot flavor.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends 24 points 1 month ago

I have two cats.

Well, I actually have one cat.

But my cat has a pet cat.

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[-] lunarul 18 points 1 month ago

No, cats are the other way around. You're just a human who lives in their house.

[-] braxy29 6 points 1 month ago

i would typically agree, except that my neighbor told there is a cat that belongs to her little dog. i have since been paying attention - i swear, it's like that dog has a cat. she walks the dog and the cat comes along. not with my neighbor, but with the dog.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The dog is not a pet, but some other cat who lives here.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I didn't say 'asshole'. Not that we don't love them. I live with 6 of the asshole variety. I miss dogs.

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[-] Son_of_dad 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Sam_Bass 3 points 1 month ago

Expression says it all

[-] harmsy 6 points 1 month ago
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[-] harmsy 8 points 1 month ago

That's even worse, honestly.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

It's a man in a costume.

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[-] Son_of_dad 3 points 1 month ago

The dog dude with the hot gf!

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

It's so sweet when they become aware of the dominance hierarchy ๐Ÿค—

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a "person" not a "thing." I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Other animals are persons.

[-] toxicbubble 5 points 1 month ago

you're not wrong, calling animals "it" makes me cringe

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The dogs name is Kevin.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That's actually pretty sweet. But the nails on that dog make me think that's not a dog. You're living with a child-werewolf.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Did you intend to reply to ShieldToad's comment?

[-] Sam_Bass 3 points 1 month ago

Enlightenment is a glorious thing, is it not?

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