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[-] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago

What a fucked up timeline we live in.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Effectively, a porn star helping with policies. This is normal.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

I have absolutely nothing against porn stars. Pretty sure a lot of them are just nice and smart people and doing porn is just a pretty well paying job. Calling this vile cunt a porn star is an insult to people who work for their money

[-] Hackerman_uwu 12 points 1 month ago

Andy was right. It’s an amazing comeback story.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"She had cum on her back, I think"

[-] eran_morad 12 points 1 month ago

Better than the real whores in congress.

[-] mojo_raisin 3 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's an election year and Kim Kardashian has a massive Instagram following. That's all this is.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah Harris has a “I guess this is the world now” sorta look on her face.

[-] Crashumbc 11 points 1 month ago

Meh, Elvis went to the house, was even deputized or some shit.

And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that's possible...

[-] Viking_Hippie 7 points 1 month ago

And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that's possible...

Even if that was true, he had more talent and charisma than the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan combined in his gyrating hips alone.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ok, but is that relevant here? How many non-violent drug offenders did Elvis get out of prison? Oh right, he did the opposite. They gave him a fucking badge and he was a fucking narc

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The one where we kept voting for the lesser evil instead of flipping the Monopoly board.

[-] Ensign_Crab 59 points 1 month ago

Government listens to nepo babies.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

Americans rejected The Crown, but missed vapid royalty so much, they had to invent their own.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That and Harris was vile in several cases she prosecuted before she was veep.

[-] JeffreyOrange 50 points 1 month ago

Such an idiocracy headline.

[-] HootinNHollerin 46 points 1 month ago

That family is such a joke just go away please

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What if they got on a spaceship and then we lost contact and hundreds of years later we rediscovered them, having evolved through inbreeding and plastic surgery into the Cardassians?

[-] HootinNHollerin 1 points 1 month ago

They’re like the twinkies surviving nuclear apocalypse because they’re so synthetic

[-] ScruffyDucky 43 points 1 month ago
[-] GoofSchmoofer 28 points 1 month ago

From the article

Kardashian’s advocacy has been credited in part with opening the former president up to the idea of criminal justice reform, eventually leading to the passage of the First Step Act in 2018. The prison-reform law marked a rare moment of bipartisanship during Trump’s presidency, and even some of his harshest critics have lauded its passage.

Not a fan of her or her show but I'm all for her using her fame to help make changes to help people reintegrate back into society.

[-] CptEnder 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah fr mad respect for Kim on this.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Think of her what you will but in 2019 she had helped 17 people to get released from prison for non-violent drug crimes and that number is probably much larger today. She has done more good in the world than 99% of the people shitting on her.

[-] mojo_raisin 8 points 1 month ago

She's also done more harm than 99% by inspiring shit culture.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What do you mean by shit? What else does she do?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My best guess is that they're talking about "reality" TV, mobile games etc. with little artistic or entertainment value.

[-] woelkchen 4 points 1 month ago

It irks me that she and her family uses the fame of OJ Simpson lawyer Ropert Kardashian to profit off it. Nobody knew the name Kardashian before Simpson murdered two people. A double homicide shouldn't be the launch of a business empire. I find it immortal but I respect other views as well.

[-] 108 17 points 1 month ago

We are doomed as a society

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Seems absurd but I know nothing about Kim Kardashian, other than she has a famous butt.

Does anyone know if she’s actually got some expertise on this?

[-] woelkchen 17 points 1 month ago

Her father was a defense lawyer for OJ Simpson.

[-] Everythingispenguins 13 points 1 month ago

That seems like less of a qualification than her ass

[-] Everythingispenguins 10 points 1 month ago

She has done some advocacy for this in the past, but really beyond leveraging her fame not really.

[-] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is this a serious question ? I’m no fan of Kim but this is topic she is versed on. She worked with Trump to get several people pardons. It’s why is studying to be a lawyer.

So I’d say she is at least passionate about the topic.

[-] Sanctus 14 points 1 month ago

Umm, did she ever do more than pass that exam? I can't find her credentials online.

[-] Illuminostro 13 points 1 month ago

I'm very interested in Kim's opinion on everything.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah but what’s Jarule think about all this?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Welp, that’s enough internet for me today

[-] cosmicrookie 7 points 1 month ago

Its like bring your kid to work, day

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

There was an old racist behind this idea.

[-] BenFranklinsDick 6 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ms. Harris?

[-] TheControlled 7 points 1 month ago

Kamala must be grinding her teeth to dust doing this song and dance with that abomination of society.

[-] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 month ago

Nah, contentless demagoguery like this is what built her entire career. If anything, she'll be asking Kardashian for PR advice.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Viking_Hippie 2 points 1 month ago

Probably not that strong a weapon when most of your job takes place either seated or behind a lectern..

[-] captainlezbian 2 points 1 month ago

Now get Dr. Davis to discuss it with you.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Finally, two political heavyweights are on the case.

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