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[–] [email protected] 91 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Next you’ll tell me I’m not gonna need those cables. Or that weirdly shaped block of wood leftover from that door installation.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You know that the second you throw them out and they're gone, you're gonna need those exact things to fix something.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I’d rather have the cluttered cable drawer than something far worse: the feeling of shame at paying money for something I discarded and could have already had for free.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've had people mock me for my cable pile, then comes the day they need some weird obscure connection that hasn't been on the market for a decade, not so stupid now is it my friend ....

[–] Zachariah 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s not any worse than paying for car insurance. In fact it’s probably a better investment.

[–] lolrightythen 8 points 7 months ago

I was enjoying a casual thread until this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I still have a FireWire 400 to DV cable.

I no longer have a DV Camera or a FireWire 400 port, but I’m keeping that damn cable.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I've thrown away all but one of each older connector before and just like clockwork, I needed two mini USB later that week. Micro? I was all set. Mini, I thought it was safe now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't let them pressure you! My wife often nags me about my cable drawer, but my tendency to hoard old tech has saved the day more than once.

We once drove halfway across Canada to a wedding, which was at a campground outside of Montreal. As they were setting up for the reception someone in the wedding party asked if I knew where they could get a particular video adapter. I was like, "Oh, I've got one in my bag." I hadn't brought that adapter across two provinces for any real reason, but it sure came in handy.

Another time we were visiting a friend about an hour away. He mentioned needing a power cable for a desktop computer. I was like, "Oh, I've got a whole desktop in the trunk of my car. You want the whole thing or just the power cable?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just be careful when storing HDDs in the trunk. Unless your car has some heavenly suspension, chances are, they might turn unusable in a few years.

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[–] capt_wolf 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Just yesterday I was actually thinking about cleaning out my desk's junk drawer... I know there's stuff that's been in there for 10 years... I've transitioned most of my devices to USB C. There's a lot of crap I know I don't need and haven't used in years.

Help!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

For better or worse the love of my life randomly discard items from these locations.

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[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Nobody gets to tell me I don't still need those 10 Firewire cables I bought 20 years ago!

It's coming back any day now!

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[–] random_character_a 26 points 7 months ago

But the mold, it's just reaching the age of enlightenment.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But only the oldest one, right? Not two newer half lemons

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why do you have two half lemons? Did you just use the skin?

[–] RGB3x3 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The peel? Rind?

Why does "Lemon Skin" freak me out so much?

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[–] Glowstick 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

LPT you can freeze lemons. The texture might change, but you can still use it in some cooking applications and juicing it will still be fine. (After defrosting of course)

[–] theatomictruth 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If I have too many lemons I’ll squeeze them into ice cube trays and store the cubes in a freezer bag

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is a much better idea than keeping the juice inside the lemons, as they tend to mix with juices from other parts of the lemon and change consistency.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Joke's on you, I ran into some lemon stealing whores yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Lemons were used to ward off scurvy on months long voyages without refrigeration. I think half a lemon can survive a week in my fridge before I turn it into a Tom Collins.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised, but if you cut it in half it loses a lot of its protection from the outside world.

[–] RIP_Cheems 13 points 7 months ago
[–] QualifiedKitten 11 points 7 months ago

Ummm, acktually, it was on my kitchen counter, and I threw it away like half a day ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, it's four half limes in my fridge

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 7 months ago

Couldn't hold them?

[–] Sam_Bass 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

No one leaves half an onion. You just put it in your food. More onion always means more good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Good to go in the bin, yes

[–] mrfriki 7 points 7 months ago

No way! I’ve just put a new one there yesterday (or was it the day before?)

[–] MrJameGumb 7 points 7 months ago

In my house it's a quarter bottle of lemon juice that's been in there for like 6 months. I haven't thrown it out because it hasn't actually expired yet lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[–] kalpol 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Works great for freshening up the disposal

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I feel called out.. Thank you, though

[–] Raiderkev 6 points 7 months ago

OP, u might be colorblind. That's clearly a half of a lime in my fridge

[–] db2 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't save them, do that thing where you blend them up with condensed milk and ice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Daft_ish 6 points 7 months ago

Jokes on you. The lemon became sentient and threw me away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

But...but...I was going to use it...I am sure of it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] hark 5 points 7 months ago

That half a lemon doesn't survive for more than a couple days before I just eat it straight up (if I don't have anything else to use it for).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It's still on the cutting board...

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